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DJ

maybe it's time to find a permanent solution to a temporary problem

About Me

I'm physically competative, a deep thinker, a talented if not lazy artist, I'm a generally nice guy, a hopeless person, a wisecracking know it all, a pessimistic idealist, a reliable friend, a favorite son and brother, and a shameless comic book nerd. The Stinktown Pirate Quiz
You're DJ!You're strong, fast, witty and handsome! Unfortunately, everything positive is countered by your complete lack of self-confidence. Double jump those blues away! Additionally, you're on of the Balding Three!
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jared from Subway. So I could be like "Aren't you that fat guy?" and he'll be like "Well I..." and I'd totally cut him off with "Have another sandwich fatty!" and then I'd high five someone.

Music:

I'll sing along with Cypress Hill, The Beatles, and Tom Lehrer back to back... poorly.

Movies:

Some favorites may include; Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, American Beauty, Spider-Man, Big Fish, and Super Troopers.

Television:

I don't watch TV much anymore. I enjoy Penn and Teller's Bullshit, but I watch that on the internet... Also Futurama is great, but I've seen it all.Also, PREACHER coming soon (I hope) to HBO.

Books:

We3, Fables, Avengers, Green Lantern, Captain America, Walking Dead, Usagi Yojimbo, Y: The Last Man, Preacher, Watchmen, Invincible, Nextwave; Agents of HATE

Heroes:

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry. Ernest Hemingway

My Blog

Bull in a China Shop

The hypothetical bull who somehow materializes in a china shop isn't trying to wreak havoc and destroy the proprietor's livelihood. He doesn't mean to knock over shelves and smash plates and teacups l...
Posted by DJ on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

Yes, have some!

you may need to turn up your volume for this, but it's a moment of cinematic gold!  click here
Posted by DJ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

Some fun things to try at home:

All of these are from Urban Dictionary:1. albino rhino 14 up, 4 down During intercourse, the woman bends over and holds ...
Posted by DJ on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

Kill Bill with Mario sound effects.

brilliant!
Posted by DJ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

one of my all time favorite videos, Lion vs Hyenas.

seen here
Posted by DJ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Awesome cartoon

So, now when I see something awesome on the internets, that shit is getting blogged.  Starting with this....
Posted by DJ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

unfunny blog. not kidding.

So when I moved into the apartment, I didnt really settle in, I just sort of set my boxes in my room and then slowly piled clothes on top of them.  Now that I've finally gotten around to cleaning...
Posted by DJ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Shitty commercial

If you have a television set, then there's little doubt you've seen this terrible and terribly overplayed Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial. If not here is the link. There are alot of thin...
Posted by DJ on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:37:00 PST

The Blouch Pantheon or Blogopedia vol. 1

The Blouch Pantheon        &nbs p;    The Blouch Pantheon is a collection of gods or monsters (depending on your perspective) from the early St...
Posted by DJ on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:27:00 PST

Dat world be spinnin', boy.

Man, there have been a lot of changes for me lately. I got fired from a job I hated, treated myself to two weeks of sitting on my ass and then got hired into a job that I may actually enjoy.  Al...
Posted by DJ on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:58:00 PST