Awfulsauceguy profile picture

Awfulsauceguy

About Me



This is me, Asian-style.

My Blog

Life is Awesome - Part III

FROM THE TRIASSIC THROUGH THE CRETACEOUSPart the First: The Good Old Days of the Triassic And now we move on to the age of the dinosaurs!  Everyone knows dinosaurs, so we'll just skate around, making ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:12:00 GMT

Life is Awesome - Part II

CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION TO THE TRIASSIC Part the First: Dawn of Insanity The borrowing worm things also managed to evolve into the very first chordates, which were your ancestors at this time.  Th...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:29:00 GMT

Life is Awesome - Part I

.................... PART I: FROM DEFORMED PROTO-EARTH TO THE CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION No, the title is obviously not referring to my life or yours, but all life on earth throughout history.  The...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:28:00 GMT

The Motherfucking Future

There was a recent thread on the Something Awful forums about predictions for the future.  Some nerd named Owlofcreamcheese made a lot of interesting predictions.  I have them listed ahead a...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:07:00 GMT

The Discrepancy Between Belief and Reality

You might have already seen this - it seems to be all over the internets since James Randi first brought it to light.  Let me give you some background.  We have here the case of Kiai master ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:47:00 GMT

The Long Awaited Stinktown Pirates Quiz

Back in the halycon days of 2005, on or around May 16th, we sat in Evan and Clark's basement and hashed out the answers to a quiz identifying which Stinktown Pirate a person was.  The Word file w...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:30:00 GMT

The Clip Show

Everyone hates fucking clip shows! In the past year and some I've said an awful lot of things on Myspace. When you factor out all of the unfunny chaff, the only good things I ever said are presented i...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:46:00 GMT

The Religion Blog

FOREWORD The time is once again right to proceed with a religious discussion. The last time this discussion came up it was an interesting conversation. I'd say Jennifer won, but that's more because I...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:50:00 GMT

A poem.

Twas the night before last, down on old Giles RoadThe apartment was empty, the lights in off mode.The clothing was strewn on the floor without care,Laziness of the owner had put it there. The owner, y...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 22:21:00 GMT

Nerdity.

We've probably all seen this "proof" before: Yeah, it's kind of amusing, but the whole things reeks of shoddy math.  In the first operation, "time and money" would not equal a multiplication ope...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:15:00 GMT