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Jillbilly is uber poor starting now

Is it normal to have to bite your toungue to avoid saying nice things?

About Me



I like the bad things and the bad people in life. I write, I read, I cook, I travel, I do many things, and I have fun doing them. I'm happy with my life right now and I don't give a damn about people who disagree with the things I've done. My ultimate plan is to move to Germany, vacation in Brazil and have fun for the rest of my life.
If you really want to be my friend, buy me stuff from here:


Or Just give me money

My Interests

I like:
playing pool
going swimming
doing it
playing video games
getting the fuck out of America
reading
writing
getting crazy.

I'd like to meet:

Life is a big joke that god played on us. I want to meet people that can sit back and laugh at the idiocy of it all, people who can manage to have fun between all the major pitfalls that life tosses their way. Sometimes life is just terrifyingly beautiful in it's twisted simplicities and I like people that can not only deal with that, but come to love it.I would also like to meet George W., Pat Robinson, Martha Stewart and Paris Hilton so I could do very unkind things to them.

Music:


Elvis
Van Halen
Ramones
Johnney Cash
Hank Williams
Judas Priest
Alice Cooper
Rezillios
5-6-7-8's
Devo
Guns and Roses
The Dead Hensons
Motorhead
Slayer
Motley Crue
The Libertines
Throw Rag
Stiff Little Fingers
Girl School
AC/DC
MC5
Deadbolt
The Stooges
David Bowie
The Cramps
Slaughter and the Dogs
The Adicts
Danzig
The Specials
The Damned
Madness
The Vibrators
Oingo Boingo
The Clash
The Pink Spiders
Link Wray
77
two tone
first wave ska
rock and roll
80's

Movies:

Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Clockwork Orange
Pulp Fiction
Bones
Casino
Godfather 1 and 2
Death to Smoochy
Better off Dead
Camp Cuddly Pines
The Warrioirs
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Wayne's World
Four Rooms
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Cry Baby
Anchorman
Wet Hot American Summer
Ice Cream Man
Thank You For Smoking
CrankNight of the Living Dorks

Television:

Ahh, the new opiate for the masses
Simpsons
Daily Show
Southpark
Sea Lab 2021
The State
Kids in the Hall
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Venture Brothers
The Colbert Report
Metalocalypse

Books:

A Catcher in the Rye
Graveyard for Lunatics
the entire Harry Potter series
Trainspotting
Clockwork Orange
Breakfast of Champions
Still Life With Woodpecker
Please Kill Me
Marabou Stork Nightmares
The Zombie Survival Guide
Choke

Heroes:

Larry Flynt has done for free speech than any other American to this day.
Not only is he an amazing smut peddler, but he fights for my right to party.

My Blog

Roller con pics

The first night, we went to the Double Down for the burlesque show:Then I went out with the awesome crazy Canadian chicks:We harrassed security:And jumped in fountains:At the ball, I got a bit dolled ...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

More photos of more things, not roller con yet

First we had a pool party: Danny Drank from a zunchinni stump:QG skateboarded by the pool:Ra was kicking it:Jenny made delicious zuchinni burgers for us:Noe ate one very sexy like:Then we went to ze b...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

Some things never change

You lose one constant in your life and suddenly everything begins to regress to the the starting point.  I want to drink all the time.  I 'm becoming an insomniac again. Trends always repea...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

Another silly memory

There was a boy that really liked me and he was so fucking nice -so nice, it was creepy.  I thought he was cute, but the nice thing just killed it, it felt wrong. So I said I wanted to just be fr...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

Back in my Ho-ier days

I once screwed this dude that I just wanted to be friends with and he called me his girlfriend in front of all of his friends the next day. And thus our horrible unwanted relationship began because I ...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

photos of things

I know what you've been wondering...."so, what on earth have you been doing since you got BACK from Europe?" Well, needless to say, Percy was thrilled to have me home again: But Percy was really exci...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST

zombie fashion show pics part 2

http://www.pinklionphoto.com/gallery12.htm
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST

Myspace blogs are gay, lj rules

So, this weekend fucking ruled at life. Friday, we went camping in the rain, got drunk, made smores and hot dogs, got angry at the fire, went inside, then the fire started working right, roasted donut...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

Photos


Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:03:00 PST

preregister for me!

Many of you know I'm working with a site called brickfish that's going to launch a myspace like site with cooler features and all kinds of neat improvements.  We'll be launching soon, but right n...
Posted by Jillbilly is uber poor starting now on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:05:00 PST