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TanNer!

I HaD A chOice BetweEn the boTtle in FrOnt Of me And A FRontaL lObOtomY

About Me

We've been here too long Tryin' to get along Pretendin' that you're oh so shy I'm a natural ma'am Doin' all I can My temperature is runnin' highCry at night No one in sight An' we got so much to share Talking's fine If you got the time But I ain't got the time to spare YeahDo you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where There, yeahYeah, oh yeah, oh yeahEvery girl an' boy Needs a little joy All you do is sit an' stare Beggin' on my knees Baby, won't you please Run your fingers through my hairMy, my, my Whiskey and rye Don't it make you feel so fine Right or wrong Don't it turn you on Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeahDo you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where There, yeah

My Interests

Music:

Formaldehizzles, Demented, Frantic Flintstones,Black Rose Phantoms,Klingonz, Sharks, Talbaltix, Mad Heads, The Krewmen, Godless Wicked Creeps, Gorilla, Batmobile, Mad Sin,The Swampy's, 3 Inches of Blood, Long Tall Texans, Motorhead, The Tap,Zombie Ghost Train.

Movies:

Casino Royale,Evil Dead1-3 but especially 2, Re-Animator, Bride of the Re-Animator, Beyond the Re-animator, Bloodsucking Freaks, Dead Alive, All the dead movies(Night of the living Dead, Dawn, and Day.) And Ernest in the Army. Oh ya and Flash Gordon, that movie's the shit.

Television:

Iron Chef

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Hell's Angels, and every Hunter S. Thompson book(Poor bastard). Fangoria (i know thats not a book, but it has pages and words so it counts.)If Chins Could Kill Confessions of a B Movie Actor. Tales of the wierd by Ralph Steadman. Fight Club(yes it was a book before it was a movie.)

Heroes:

Mr. Bruce Campbell, Dr. FrankEinstein, Tom Savini, Robert Kurtzman, Greg Nicotero and Howard Berger.