loud obnoxious rock pig with what some people call a sense of humour. underneath it all im actually a 50 year old geek living with his mum in the suburbs but online i pretend im a rock star.
to keep this up i play guitar in 'benleesacarnt' and drums in 'southern preschers' and write songs about sex on drugs whilst playing rock n roll. used to play in crackwhore, bullitt and millions of other shit bands.
by day i am a mild mannered graphic designer with a flatulence problem. by night im the same i just smoke more and drink till i fall over whilst telling random strangers to come see my band and asking girls to show me their tits.
i love pubs, clubs, gigs, markets and wherever people don't wear their pink collars up.
