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kelly hell

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About Me


Because I'm obsessive compulsive, I've put these in alphabetical order.
I LOVE: 50s styles, 9, Absinthe, airports, alcohol, autopsies, Autumn, bagpipes, bedtime stories, being skinny, being tied up, Belgian chocolate chip waffles for breakfast, black eyeliner, blood, blow jobs, Bob Marley, books, book stores, Bovril, brown, brown eyes, burlesque, camping, cartoons, chapstick, cheap cider, Coffee Kiosk, cookies, Counter Strike, dancing drunk and naked around campfires, dead girls, documentaries, doing weird stuff with the dead, domination, dressing up, drinking, driving around at 3am, drugs, drums, Dub, D&D, earthworms, everything horror, fast internet, Ferrari's, filth, flying, Formula 1 racing, freedom of expression, Fruits Basket, fruit smoothies from Jamba Juice/Robeks, ganja, going to the park, gore, grave robbing, hating, Horror, Hot Chocolate, Italian food, Jagermeister, ladybugs, languages, Lost, lust, margaritas, the moon, movies, Mr Knight, music, mutilation, my bed, my friends, New Wave, Olive Garden, Paganism, pez, photography, piercings, pills, pin ups, Pluto, polar bears named Val!, prints (2 tone, checks, houndstooth, leopard, plaid, polka dots, spots, stripes, tiger, etc.) PSYCHOBILLY!, Quiznos, reading, red lipstick, Reggae, religions, Rockabilly, salt & vinegar chips, Saugus cafe, sex, silver, singing to Bacchus, Ska, sleeping, South Africa, South Park, Spark, squat parties, submission, suffocation, sun/glasses, sunsets, tattoos, thrift stores, tight pants, tongue piercings lol, travelling, UFOs, and knowing that people dont really read this.
I HATE: 7, American football, bad teeth, beans, being fat, big butts, birds that squawk in the morning, the boho look, boob groping, cats, Chavs, cheerleader bitches from school, cigarettes and the people that smoke them, commercials, cricket, curly hair, dieting, dirty Camden punks, dirty socks, dust, Easter, eggs, Emo kids, English talk shows, feeling fat, feet, fire, freeloaders, freshly cut grass, gangsters, gold, Hannah O'Brien, hardcore, Harry Potter, having tiny boobs, hippies, homework, In N Out, insomnia, Jarryd, Kelsie, ketchup, knuckle cracking, Kyle Lawrence haha, lavender, liars, lint, little children, loud people, Mike Newman, mullets, mushy peas, mustard, my handwriting, myself, nail biting, naivety, neighbours with kids you want to pummel, not having money, nuts, obnoxious people, peanut butter, people with stupid allergies, people that are faaaar too happy, people that "like all kinds of music", pointy shoes, politics, popcorn, Santa, seafood, slow computers, smelling people, snotty tissues, spicy food, spineless people, straight edge bitches, stretch marks, superficial people, sushi, tall people that wear heels, Tony, tube prices, twats, ugly people, ultra conservatives, US customs, unnecessary swearing, vanilla, vegans, ventriloquist dummies, water chestnuts, wet toilet seats, whiners, white people, wiggers, and the fucking wind.
You are Stewie from Family Guy. Stewie only wants the same
things other babies want:
a clean diaper, some strained peas, and
total control of Western Civilization.
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My Interests

First off, I'm Kelly. You can call me Kelly Hell, MM (EmEm), hotdog, Freak-a-Leak, Poppet, Lulu or just plain Kel. I'm 100% Virgo and that tells a lot about me. Yes, I really am slightly superior to the rest of the human race because of my organizational skills and attention to detail. I have a lot of hate and I can be very critical. My interests tend towards horror, perversion, and death. My favourite past-time is smokin a j with my good pal Satan.
My AIM s/n is: xkellyhellx

I'd like to meet:


Psychobillies, rude boys, and skinheads are extremely yummy.
I'm quite fond of tall, dark and handsome. I also really like my good old-fashioned lover boys lol. I'm not interested in any cripples, acne-prone, dependent, emo, twitchy or mental boys. I'm also tired of shitty childhoods and family disasters. I'd really like a boy that takes pride in shining his shoes and getting his hair just right. Super powers are always a bonus.
I'm more flexible when it comes to girls. ;)

Music:

Here's a few favourites....
Demented Are Go, The Meteors, Long Tall Texans, Os Catalepticos, Dropkick Murphy's, Cock Sparrer, The Skatalites, Eek A Mouse, and of course Bob Marley...

Movies:

Dogma. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. The Descent. Bugsy Malone. Battle Royale. The People Under the Stairs. Monty Python. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Spaceballs. MST3K.
There's nothing like an erotic naked vampire movie in a foreign language.

Television:


Lost! Pocoyo. Law and Order: SVU. Ed. Animal docs. I also love cartoons. Mainly classic Nickelodeon and Adult Swim.

Books:

Reading is power.
I also like fairy tales and kiddy stories, oh and comic books like JTHM, Lenore, The Originals.
Currently reading The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

Heroes:

Bob Marley, Nelson Mandela,
Joan of Arc, oh and Freddie Mercury and Cat lol.

My Blog

The ABC's of me

Just been playin outside in the snow... but now my fingers and feet are freeezin!!!! Passin the time while I warm up, this survey looks pretty fun. Thanx George! ======================================...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

Rules for makin us laugh

Step 1: Be a large manStep 2: Own a dog smaller than your ear.Step 3: Take said dog for a walk while it wears pink. It's that simple....
Posted by Kelly Hell on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST

Last Caress

ooh I love this song! Can't get it out of my head these days... I got something to sayI killed your baby todayAnd it doesnt matter much to meAs long as its deadWell I got something to sayI raped your ...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

Q&A: passin the time

Q: NAME A FRIEND WHOS NAME STARTS WITH A "M".A: Mike Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:A: Matt Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?A: No Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?A: No Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE G...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

G|I|R|L Q|U|I|Z

1. Do you forget to take off your makeup when you go to sleep?most the time I just can't be arsed.2. Whats your favorite holiday?halloween now that I'm not in america anymore.3. Are you happy with you...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

This is very odd.

It's not supposed to be so simple. It's not supposed to be so nice. Is it? I mean I just don't get it... He's just lovely. We haven't even argued. At all. Not once. There's just nothing to argue about...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

holiday

Have to book my holiday time soon. Probly gonna be 23rd til 28th...So excited for speedfreaks!! Gonna be so great, aften's comin all the way out from colorado (again!) so travellin up to sheffield and...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

I don't get it.

Relationships just make me sad these days.People are never who you think they are... *sigh* I don't want one as much as I just miss someone now and then to cuddle or give massages to... or have my ha...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST

Enough.

That's it. I'm done. I fucking give up. I'm so tired of people... I've had it. Just can't wait to get away for a bit... ...
Posted by Kelly Hell on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

i <3 The Evil Dead

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Posted by Kelly Hell on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST