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About Me

"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love."
-Turkish Proverb
"Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and sharp as a two edged sword"
-Kit Snicket [Lemony Snicket]
Queen of all:
Hoodlums
Troublemakers
Misfits
Punks
Runaways
Outcasts
Miscrients
Outsiders
Hooligans
and Goonies.
Bubble Wrap Hill
But wait, theres more! www.youtube.com/laceykid
Forgotten Language by Shel Silverstein
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,
Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,
And shared a conversation with the housefly
in my bed.
Once I heard and answered all the questions
of the crickets,
And joined the crying of each falling dying
flake of snow,
Once I spoke the language of the flowers....
How did it go?
How did it go?
Colors by Shel Silverstein
My skin is kind of sort of brownish
Pinkish yellowish white.
My eyes are greyish blueish green,
But I'm told they look orange in the night.
My hair is reddish blondish brown,
But it's silver when it's wet.
And all the colors I am inside
Have not been invented yet.
I am a The Lacey Kid!!
I am uncontrollably yet welcomely and knowingly strongly addicted to caffeine. I am not cold unless my feet are wet; and not hot unless I am on fire. Thats happened before. Shut up and get me a caffeinated beverage and a source of fire. Thank you.
I live off of coffee and tacos. I live for music my friends the ocean and air. I am basically a loser. The coolest loser you'll ever meet! I go for walks where no one else will but everyone used to. The most beautiful things in the whole entire world ARE: Fire, Water, The Ocean, A curled wave, Music, and Love. Shut up.
Little Girl - "Whats 'Death'?"
Lacey Kid - "Umm.. its a kind of flower."
Step Mom - "You, stop inhaling that!"
Lacey Kid - "Look at my pretty pills."
Little Sister - "I want some!"
Step Mom - "You can't take her pills!"
Aeon Flux - "You can't give it, can't even buy it, and you just don't get it."
Calvin Chestnut - "Why is Lacey on the floor?!!"
Lacey Kid - "Danger de Mort. I only know so much french but I'm pretty sure that says death!"
Step Mom - "Margaret, stop putting carrots in your brother's soy milk!"
Alex [Notafish] - "Who will I leave the dishes for..?"
Dakota - "Okay heres what you're gonna do.. swim across the Atlantic Ocean and make a hard right when you hit New York. A hard right! Keep on going in a general western direction until you get to Montana - Colorado area. Then you vear left; and when you get to LA give me a call and I'll come pick you up."
Katathin - "The speakers go like eeereghghsarasklfhjsdfh!!!"

My Interests

I am The Pirate Captain Quint Redbull!
Are you with me?

Snowboarding
Longboarding
Bike Riding
Surfing
Paintballing
Burning things.
Making coffee..

I really like coffee. I really like music.

Anyone for mischeif? You never grow out of mischeif making!

I'm a sucker for muscle cars.
I write songs and I play them to myself.. and those who secretly listen in.
I like to be alive.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. your face!! Myself.

"I live only in music" - Beethoven

Music:

If I just left it at everything, would you get it all?

Probably not..

Heres a taste:
Rancid
The Ramones
Flyleaf
Nirvana
Social Distortion
Suicidal Tendancies
The Violent Femmes
Millencolin
Deftones
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bright Eyes
Saosin
Blind Melon
Nine Inch Nails
Foo Fighters
...ect.

I am also a lazy good for everything bum.

Music = Life

Movies:

Good Movies...
The Lacey Movie
and any other -Kid Productions I've invented.

www.youtube.com/laceykid

Grindhouse
Napoleon Dynamite
Beavis and Butthead do America
Empire Records
Ever After
The Princess Bride
Lion King
The Goonies
Pirates of the Caribbeans
Lords of Dog Town
Natural Born Killers
Crank
Pulp Fiction
Resevior Dogs
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Tombstone
Kill Bills
A Series of Unfortunate Events
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Resident Evils
Dawn of the Dead

I'm too without coffee to think straight...

Television:

Good Ol' Snick... AND Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
Hey Arnold.
Doug.
Rugrats.
The original Power Rangers.
The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
Ren & Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocko's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild & Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
All That.
Kenan & Kel.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Wonder Years.
The Tick.
The Simpsons.
Beavis and Butthead.
Daria.
Degrassi.
Aeon Flux.

Remember?

Heroes

Books:

Stop saying words!

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
The Penultimate Peril
The End

Edgar and Ellen

Rare Beasts
Tourist Trap
Under Town
Pet's Revenge
High Wire
Nod's Limbs

The Spiderwick Chronicles

The Field Guide
The Seeing Stone
Lucinda's Secret
The Ironwood Tree
The Wrath of Mulgarth

Max Brooks

World War Z
The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

There goes my Hero.

My Blog

Secrets of the Coffee Cup.

if i sing you a song would you swear that you'll take it all straight to the depths of your grave now i could be wrong but i think that you're racing me right to the guilt ridden end so don't be alarm...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

Sharpie in a Coffee Cup.

On the Wall I haven't picked a pretty flower for quite sometime nowI remember what it was like when we would singChorus- She is in the corner wispering something sweetI was always here and the writing...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

Nightmare-ish Coffee Cup.

I was in a room full of girls. We were all there for the same reason and we knew it. We were all there. We gave them our names and we waited. We changed our clothes and had our blood pressures and tem...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:10:00 PST

Lost Coffee Cup.

i got lost in suburbia yesterday.what with the jumbled thoughts and emotions of a distraught twenty year old girl, the uncertianty of the times, and only an ipod and the raindrops on the sidewalk to k...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST

Disturbing Coffee Cup.

Anthem of an Anarchist I don't fear the retributions of what I'm about to doand most of all and best at thatis I've no need to fear you some may call it murderothers call it painsome may call it tourt...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

Cold Black Coffee Cup.

Defiance in Death Another night out in the coldMoonlight guiding me lighting my way homeOnly time will tell my friendCould I be myself or would I end up dead Its not wrong to let go and break the chai...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

Blood Red Coffee Cup.

My Morbid Apologies I remember it like yesterday can you remember back that farI am everything you don't want me to be do you remember who you areI don't think I meant to apologise to you tooMay we ke...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:15:00 PST

Grey Coffee Cup.

..> let me show you what it feels like to get your heart caught in a turbinecould you believe me if i told you i would always love you more ..>...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST

Invisible Coffee Cup

okay so.. yeah, im back in california.after seven months of my great europe adventure, im back in california.hooray for me. - its a catch twenty-two The Vicious Cycle In the wake of mistakesAnd incide...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:21:00 PST

Coroner’s Coffee Cup.

"In terms of paying dues, I ate shit for a dozen years&I never earned $2,000 a year for a decade. And I never knew where my rent was coming from, and it didn't bother me. I started with Mystic knights...
Posted by Lacey Kid on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:26:00 PST