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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Jacob Norton
Birthday: December 28, 1981
Birthplace: San Bernardino, California
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6 foot 1 and 195lbs of pure manbeast
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White Trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS with 50 dolla socks
Your Weakness: and ..
Your Fears: Running out of beer and AIDS, oh yeah, and this dude they call "gorilla dick" that works out at the same gym as me- fuckin scary!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Haircut
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Go fuck yourself shithead
Thoughts First Waking Up: e=mc^2
Your Best Physical Feature: Trouser Snake
Your Bedtime: After Conan
Your Most Missed Memory: Gabe Faucet, Lisa Hunter, Justin Cobb, Mathew Disalle, R.I.P til I see ya again!!
Pepsi or Coke: Gatorade or good ol' Budweiser
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tokyo Joes daily
Single or Group Dates: Wine Dine n 69
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who gives a shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: All 31 flavas
Cappuccino or Coffee: double mochachocafrapparappadingdong
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: shit motherfuck ass no
Do you Sing: They call me the white Keith Sweat baby
Do you Shower Daily: Against my White Trash nature, but yes
Have you Been in Love: What do you know of Love?
Do you want to go to College: College grad yo
Do you want to get Married: Yes, and then get divorced and lose half my shit
Do you belive in yourself: Shit Yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: When I get my hur duhn
Are you a Health Freak: Just a regular freak like this freaky motherfucker I met in London
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes with the one I have
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and my own personal skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I enjoy a hot rum totty every other christmas
In the past month have you Smoked: OOWEE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Aint nuttin wrong wit huffin a lil spray paint
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My BFF Nate took me to the movies. Thanks dog!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Like yaaaa Heather, duuhhhh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just a regular box- no oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Love that shit!! U my dog Benihana!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Corn Beef Hash rapstar
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dump chicks off like the school bus
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Midnight Dippin'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I grew up in Aurora.......
Ever been Drunk: Why yes I have, thank you for asking. Now I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal affairs
Ever been called a Tease: Not my low standard havin horny ass
Ever been Beaten up: You win some, You lose some
Ever Shoplifted: Like I said I grew up in Aurora..........
How do you want to Die: I don't wanna die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A muthafuckin Hustla
What country would you most like to Visit: Hell
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: Only if she's 5'3" son.....
Weight: Not a huge fatty or a bean pole
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Ears
Number of Tattoos: Lots

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