You know, normal stuff. Stuff like tongue-kissing battles and watching old married people walk around the mall all slow.
Tons of fun people that know how to do fun stuff and stuff like that. Tom was my friend for awhile, but then I realized that guy has way too many F'ing friends and that he didn't have time for me. So I deleted that sucker right quick!
If you listen to country I will only be your friend if you are hot or you can tell me who drives a monkey-green ragtop seville.
I saw a movie about flying ninjas that were in a life-long struggle for control of the galaxy with some cucumbers that had arms, legs and sombreros. Needless to say, the midget pirates attacked, conquered the Sandwich Isles, and humanity was forever doomed.
I got drunk and watched that backyard wrestling crap one time. I was pretty impressed. Then a buddy called and asked what I was doing. I proceeded to tell him that I was watching "backdoor wrestling." He hung up on me and still won't talk to me. So I gave up on the whole television thing and decided to read more.
I subscribed to Maxim for a few months and then I realized that this whole reading thing wasn't for me. So I just looked at the pictures for a few months. Then I realized that all those women were out of my league and I should have lower expectations. So now I subscribe to "Plump Broads" the magazine.
That sooperman dood was pretty hero-ish until that kryptonite horse stomped the crap out of him. And then there was the time when I was hella down with fitty cent. I hella got my own bullet proof vest and everything. I sent him an email letting him know that I was totally down to ride or die bitch. He emailed me back and told me that wasn't his song and that I should go F myself. Now my only heroes are that fat dude from Subway and the guy that came up with the idea for midget porn. For christs sake it's a fat dood getting paid for eating sandwiches and a guy who thought he could make money by filming midgets F'ing normal people!