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Josh

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If I had to choose I'd say that 1970's and early 80's porn is superior to todays. The women look less jaded and the men have that everyman quality about them. It just seems like everyone is having fun in a simpler, gentler more innocent era of pornography. Over the years I've become a more thorough cynic but I've managed to retain my optimism. I'm optimistic that one day someone might rid the world of the ignorant masses among us, but I'm cynical that anyone now will have the self control to do it. See the quandary? If the Raiders win the Superbowl however, there is a good chance I'll love the oblivious populace again. Everyone from the red state religious zealots to the misguided San Francisco liberal socialists... width="425" height="350" .. I want the old Randy back!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Drinking Irish whiskies, accumulating parts of a gun, being a honest asshole, traveling to places on the cheap, making people laugh or hate, smacking girls on the ass, playing pool while intoxcicated, singing old songs loudly as to attract attention, saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times, voting for people who'll lose because I can't stand those that win, taking more then my fair share of time to graduate, danicing prodigiously, disciplining young children by shaking exhaustively, planning my wedding to one of the female Walton billionares, drawing really big cosmos spanning spaceships on binder paper, hoping for a more kickass Incredible Hulk movie where he gets maddest and strongest, creating a 99 ability character on Madden and naming him Jonas after a song, eating at good restaurants in the San Francisco/Sacramento region, waiting for full immersion V.R. so I can fullfill my god complex, thinking that Ray Kurzweil is an idiot but hoping for so much more, I have so much more to give but alas I hold back.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Copious amounts of asians, latinas, and every other form of dark featured attractive female beauty running around the planet. I'd also like to meet Norrin Radd. That guy has fucking seen it all, literally. Although his mind is sharp and potentiality for knowledge infinite his moods are wholly unpredictable. Despite his quicksilver character he seems to pull through his fragile moments and is bestowed greatness by all that meet him. Did I mention that he also surfs? .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Say what you want about me just leave the girl out of this. However, I think that The Misfits would be more fun at a pool party. I mean for crissakes Jem is a little to prudish, but that's just me... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Teddy Pendergrass, Willie Nelson, Violent Femmes, The Clash, Chris Isaak, The Beatles, Roy Orbison, Marty Robbins, Warren Zevon, Santana (before Rob Thomas), Janis Joplin, OMD, Tupac, ZZ Top, Bob Marley, Sade, The Cranberries, Coldplay, Weezer, Alice in Chains, Waylon Jennings, Gangstarr, Dido, The Delfonics, Guns & Roses, David Gray, I hate the Beastie Boys, possibly the most overrated band of any kind. I use to listen merrily to their whining voices and laugh at the crazy antics while younger, but times have changed and I realized they suck. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Garden State, Incredible Hulk(this movie sucked but I love the jade skin giant too much so I can forgive the crappiness of the whole), Cool Hand Luke, Solaris(underrated movie, better than the pretentious Solyaris which was panned by Lem, but so was this movie), Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon(a little too much tree hopping), The Godfather I&II(I liked the third one's plot because I think it mirrors how illegal money becomes legal through politics although I can't forgive the cousins thing because she wasn't hot), Star Wars movies(I wanted to shoot the episode I Anakin in the face, much worse than JarJar)

Television:

Anything interesting on the Science, Dicovery, History, A&E, The Learning Channel, Food Network, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Sci-Fi channel, Spike TV, Espn channels 1-27, HBO, and any sporting event that perks up my interest. The overall piture here is that I'll watch just about anything given it's entertaining and fits my mood at the time. For godsakes, I use to watch the MTV show about Laguna Beach barbie dolls in highschool. I just met someone in New York from the same highschool in Laguna who graduated 2 years before the show and she corroborated other evidence that I knew of. Those kids were really 27 year old actors paid to look like highschool kids. Although I must say this, if any one of you knows Jessica please have her call me. I'll treat her right.

Books:

I've read enough books to know my grammar is atrocious and I use words immproperly. Right now I'm into Science Fiction which is strange because I usually don't like science unless it's fact. Apparently I got over that right around the time the current adminstration decided that they should hear out what Intelligent Design has to say about things. My problem right now is that I tend to buy 3 books at a time read one, lose interest in another, use the other one as a coaster then I buy 3 more and start it all over.

Heroes:

My heroes have always been cowboys and they still are today. I like the villans that are always trying to destroy the world. They are my heroes. Give me cosmic comic characters like Thanos or Galactus trying to eat us all out of existence. Although on a more real note I like The Hulk. You might be saying isn't he a guy from New Jersey named Lou and I'd say he lives in all of our hearts. Who doesn't worship those around us that can let loose with all their rage from life and do what they know to be destructive just for the sake of destroying. Now that's heroic. It's completely honest and not full of any pretense. I find no other person more real and closer to truth then those that wish to hulkout.

My Blog

www.ifyouwereaVDwhatwouldyoube.com

I just did one of those things that everyone on this fucking space posts. You know the things where you type something about yourself and it tells you, "if you were a drink you'd be 99 Bananas." (insi...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

Emo-Girlfriend

I find the most incredibly unstable human beings then I date them. I don't know if I give off a vibe, but for some reason emotionally F'd up girls dig sarcastic, assholish humour (John Cleese spelling...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:01:00 PST