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Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!)

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About Me

Hi...I'm Joshua...and I'm an alcoholic...not really.  I'm 18, I'm freakin huge (seriously, 6'5" is big).  Music is my biggest passion.  I like about any genre you throw at me (except opera).
  I like hanging out with my buddies, they all rock.  I'm also part of Shimjiggawa Films, a small web film organization with very random videos.  My family is very important to me, if you mess with them, I'll make you stop breathing.
  I also love to read, as long as the book catches my attention. Ayn Rand and Cormac McCarthy are my favorite authors. I'm trying to play the drums, hopefully I'll pick up some speed on that.  TV is hit and miss for me, if it's good, I'll check it out, but other than that, television is pretty gay.
I'm a nice guy, and I'm really easy to get along with, just don't make stupid remarks or you'll get a sarcastic burn in the face. If you have an open mind with a bit of toungue-in-cheek humor, you'll survive in a conversation with me. I'm also very random and I tend to say completely incoherent off the wall things. That's about it, so...I'm Joshua...For Your Health!

My Interests

Music, reading, hanging out with friends and family, good conversations, movies, harassing telemarketers, political satire, the glory of my sarcasm, defacing public property, filming.

Music:

The Beatles, Yes, The Mars Volta, Coheed And Cambria, Arctic Monkeys, Foo Fighters, Mastodon, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Between The Buried And Me, Dream Theater, Opeth, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Converge, Can, King Crimson, Ween, Bela Fleck, Sigur Ros, The Roots, El-P, At The Drive-In, De Facto, Aesop Rock, Rise Against, NOFX, The Clash, Misfits, Bad Religion, The Last Shadow Puppets, The Police, The Pixies, Moby, NWA, Wu-Tang Clan, Dave Brubeck Quartet, The Fall Of Troy, Job For A Cowboy, Lamb Of God, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, early Genesis, Of Montreal, System Of A Down, ELO, CCR, Static-X, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Sepultura, Sevendust, Blues Traveler, The White Stripes, Radiohead, R.E.M., The G.O.A.T., The Allman Brothers Band, Gov't Mule, Cream, The Byrds, Led Zeppelin, The Raconteurs, Symphony X, The Sword, All That Remains, Against Me!, Megadeth, Public Enemy, Anthrax, Billy Cobham, Frank Zappa, Alice In Chains, Nine Inch Nails, James Brown Car Alarm, Spock's Beard, Gorillaz, Blur, The Good The Bad & The Queen, Daft Punk, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Guns 'n' Roses, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, Trenches, Ghost Of Maine, Forgotten Tragedy, Sublime, Pearl Jam, U2, Living Color, Faith No More, Uriah Heep, Beck, The Pineapple Theif, Porcupine Tree, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Tool, Deftones, The Darkness, Tenacious D, Mika, Def Leppard, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Nightwatchman, Bob Dylan, Jackson Browne, Butthole Surfers, Jamiroquai, early Green Day, Killswitch Engage, Jethro Tull, Nirvana, Rush, The Shins, Wolfmother, Clutch, The Flaming Lips, The Killers, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, John legend, Kanye West, Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, Common, The Offspring, OK GO, Jet, The Strokes, The Who, Tay Zonday, Brazil, Collective Soul, Emmure, Tom Petty, The Traveling Wilburys, Despised Icon, Bury Your Dead, Demon Hunter, Suicide Silence, Black Stone Cherry, X Japan, The Pillows, Hatebreed, As I Lay Dying, The Doors, Pavement, AC/DC, Jeff Beck, The Velvet Underground, Every Time I Die, Circa Survive, Minus The Bear, The Yardbirds, Naked City, Reverend Horton Heat, Keane, Coldplay, Uncle Muscles Hour, Grand Funk Railroad, Kings Of Leon, and many more...

Movies:

No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Across The Universe, 300, The Three Amigos, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, American Graffiti, Good Night And Good Luck.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Metalocalypse, Heroes, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Supernatural, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast

Books:

Anthem, I Am America (And So Can You!), The Road, Atlas Shrugged, The Bible, anything The Onion puts out, No Country For Old Men.

Heroes:

My family for keeping me strong, my best friends for having my back, God because he does exist and don't try to tell me otherwise, Dr. Steve Brule, Stephen Colbert, Billy Cobham, and everyone else that doesn't tick me off.

My Blog

This is not normal.

This is an actual conversation between me and Zach Reed.  You can't make this stuff up...we can. IAmDerWalrusno9 (10:28:13 PM): steve JoshuaDelaney008 (10:28:18 PM): wowIAmDerWalrusno9 (10:28:21 ...
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:51:00 PST

For Your Health!

As a senior getting ready to graduate this year, I've been looking back on the things that I've accomplished. You know what?  None of it really has to do with that hell hole of a school I go to. ...
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:21:00 PST

Random Thoughts

What would it be like if two people sat in a row downtown at the local mall in the middle of tomorrow when the day passes like a sunset on the rooftop of the hallway in the prime of its life?  I ...
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:34:00 PST

Food For Thought 9

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest follow?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

Food For Thought 8

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:23:00 PST

Food For Thought 7

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a "practice"?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

Food For Thought 6

So...do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

Food For Thought 5

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:28:00 PST

Food For Thought 4 - Weekend Edition

Why did the chicken really cross the road?  What was on the other side that was so important?
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Food For Thought 3

If a fly loses its wings, does it then become a "walk"???
Posted by Joshua (GRADUATED!!!!!) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST