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Amanda Conway

Nothin' better than butt sex, spiritually speaking

About Me

D.I.Y After saving up my babysitting money for years, on January 13th, 2003, I strolled into a pawn shop and bought my first guitar. A rip off of the typical Fender Strat, I purchased a Johnson and further gave it the name, Jimmy Johnson. I shredded that bitch night after night, lightning bolts shooting from the tips of my fingers, glorifying the metal gods. After several failed attempts of being accepted by the testosterone driven bands due to my tits, and having a vagina, I picked up an acoustic guitar, threw a song together and played at a local open mic. Turns out people liked it, so I made more songs, and the people and I are still getting our kicks from it. Someday I would like to get accepted as a musician and be in a real live band. I'm glad I played that one faithful night, and I'll never look back. Thanks for listening.HERE YOU GO!

GOOD TIMES BACK IN THE DAY! Keyboards and Computers CD Release Promo

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/8/2005
Band Members: Amanda Conway and Jesus the Mexican Boy
Influences: Nick Drake, Exene Cervenka, Jake Shimabukuro, Two Gallants, Brand New, My Dad, Imogen Heap, Stevie Ray Vaughn's, "Lenny", Lead Belly, Bobby D's first record, Garden Gate Quartet, Skip James, Dick Gregory, and anybody who tries to bring me down.
Sounds Like: I'm going to do this until the day I die. I find it flabbergasting that people like to take my picture when I play... so I'm proud of every one of them. Thank you.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

My Great Cherry Tree

Cherry isn't like most men. He was raised on a farm east of the river and smokes his cigars with vanilla in his tucked away home within a dead prairie's valley. Cherry's got the hair as muddy as his m...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:05:00 PST

Patrick the Magic Banana

Patrick the Magic BananaBy Amanda Conway  One day there was a magic banana named Patrick. He had a chip on his peel and thought he was really cool. Patrick loved his pet unicorn Amelia and everyd...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Sick feeling in the pit of my guts, Rapid City

squirming inside is the truth that I have to face. My demons and the city's demons are swirling around in and out of my concious self. Seeing that one barely glimpse of what once was my home... Coming...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:03:00 PST

rant

I'm flustered and angry and pissed... why did we let society come to this, why did we let this happen? I guess all I can say is the stupid people are multiplying. With stupidity comes ignorance and wi...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:00:00 PST

NEW CD!!!!NEWCD!!!!!! NEW CD !!!!!! "MILK AND CIGARETTES"

the last cd which i said was going to be more proffessional.. i only made 100 copies, I spent several hours making each one and they were gone in a couple of weeks..that wasn't very professional...but...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

TODAY AT WORK.....

 Towards the end of the day, I put a sign on this .. here... well.. here's the story..this man.. his name is Neal. Boy, he's a fine work of art. He's maybe 50-60, and within the first week of me start...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Holy crap I'm gonna be in the paper with THE FAGGOT!????!!

I love you too. Welp, folks, the time has come. The notorious Ruth and myself have concluded an interview earlier this day. My words and her criticism will be fully in print on the WEEKEND ...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

As Will Smith once rapped, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

I say it's impossible for human beings to fall in love. It's most possible though, to fall in love with sound. I, Amanda John Conway have fallen in love. With the sweet melodious intoxicating ecs...
Posted by Amanda Conway on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST