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Necrophagous Beata

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About Me

    Shey...
    A legendary nougat zombie of the sewer with a strong belief of pessimistism, but many mistake it for being enthusiastic.
    A mutant who is secretly a time-travelling womyn thief.
    A misguided drug-dealing illusionist.
    a jungle-dwelling vivisectionist of the wise.
    A cowardly murderous bogeyman.

    Let's construct an enlivening cascade embedded with supersonic murderous robot shrimp powered by atomic energy!

My Blog

Where art thou...

My art.I really need to splat up some art.Soon. Or I'm slowly going to conceal myself with the blanket of hysteria.
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 09:12:00 GMT

Oregon, my dear.

I miss you.You mean more to me than anyone I have ever met.I will land my feet back onto your soil soon, my dear.I want you back in my life. Forever and ever.Love.
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 10:13:00 GMT

Not depression...Oppression!

This is how I'm feeling abso-FUCKIN-lutely right now. Call me a whinny bitch, but yea. Thats how I'm feeling. Well I was listening to Jimmy Buffett's 'If you like Pina Coladas...' and this is what...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:08:00 GMT

If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out.

Ahhhhh! The wonderful things you find when you have nothing else to do online. Just refreshing. Relaxing actually. But most of all, grrreat way to reduce boredom. I don't care what...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:19:00 GMT

Why I love Michael Scott...

"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night, and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5, what did you expect... lobster?" "Hey, Pam, how would you...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:28:00 GMT

To you.


Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:32:00 GMT

VD is a fucker.

Ahhhh, The killer. Valentines Day. A time to celebrate with your "ONE AND ONLY." A time to spend all your hard working money on a ridicious candy and cards to fill false adverizements of love in...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Words are complicated.

As you all know (to the ones that know me well) that I DO NOT have a wide vocabulary so I'm gonna post words that I find interesting. Every other day. So be prepare. abominable (ah-BOM-ah-nah-ble)  ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Just thinking, really.

While I was thinking or having one of my random sessions of boredom (been happening quite frequently) and looking at my pictures of Devil Towers. And I came to conclusion that we should stop...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Spotless Mind Of Unconcealed Subject

Have you ever felt that when you're growing here on Earth that there might be a possiblity that there is another planet out there, which has us on it but we're growing young? If you're confused, let ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:48:00 GMT