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Sphincterboy

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About Me

some shit...

My Interests

Shooting heroin into adorable puppies.

I'd like to meet:

some more shit... ..
Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Music:

AC/DC, slayer, metallica (1st 4), the stooges, james brown, junior kimbrough, anthrax, hellacopters, zeke, turbonegro, monster magnet, elvis costello, rolling stones, lynyrd skynyrd, fu manchu, bible of the devil, danzig, RUN DMC, gang starr, wu-tang clan, outkast, dead prez, iron maiden, judas priest, trouble, motorhead, venom, celtic frost, drive-by truckers, supersuckers, nebula, speedealer, gluecifer, nas, guns n roses, circle jerks, black flag, germs, X, flipper, minor threat, fugazi, led zeppelin, allman brothers, DRI, nashville pussy, black sabbath, dio, eric b and rakim, black label society, dead boys, ramones, chet baker, john coltrane, miles davis, thelonius monk, charlie parker, art blakey, sepultura, badlands, tesla, pantera, superjoint ritual, lamb of god, kreator, gg allin, megadeth, cracktorch, scissorfight, stevie ray vaughn, jimi hendrix, beastie boys, NWA, cypress hill, mercyful fate, motley crue, aerosmith, dead kennedys, death from above 1979, toxic narcotic, crash and burn, queens of the stone age, dwarves, the clash, heart, neil young, clutch, the mars volta, high on fire, alice in chains, pearl jam, nirvana, yob, melvins, electric wizard, SOD, rage against the machine, backyard babies, tool, refused, genocide superstars, kiss, drunk horse, mudhoney, deep purple, mastodon, social distortion, primus, the roots, electric frankenstein, bad brains, metal church, armored saint, cathedral, rock city crimewave, testament, kyuss, voivod, gang green, a tribe called quest, cryptic slaughter, fireball ministry, public enemy, entombed, quintaine americana, beatles, SSD, the minutemen, agnostic front, new bomb turks, acid king, mos generator, raw radar war, fistula, corrosion of conformity, mr lif, perceptionists, aesop rock, ice t, darkbuster, zz top, pink floyd, soundgarden, the hidden hand, dj shadow, def leppard(1st 3),SSS, fuck... you get the idea...

Movies:

Any sequels, Pixar bullshit, Best Romantic Comedies of the Year or movies about comic book characters.

Television:

I want to make a reality show about people stabbing people who watch reality shows.

Books:

Chick lit and fad diets.

Heroes:

Joel Osteen!