True Heavy Metal Fans

There was once a day when a man could be proud of a good perm and unafraid to wear eye liner and womans underwear....yes my friend we called this living a heavy metal life style! well mother fuckers! it is time we stand up and unite to put back the heavy in metal! we must end all this trendy shit that is corrupting our youth! no more as i lay crying, no more jungle monkey rap, no more goo goo dolls....they can suck my balls! HEAVY METAL HEADS!......UNITE!!!
Everyone knows its all about the looks! Look at Kiss. They aint good musicians but they are sexy as fuck and get laid like non other! Hell I'd suck their cocks just to taste some of the pussy they have fucked.
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Heres what i say, if its hot, heavy, juicy, and rocks my socks, then im down with it, in the words of Zakk Wylde......LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS DICK!
There has been and will always be those people in life that make an impact in the heavy seen but one man in particular captured the hearts of many. He was more than a man. (1966-2004) Dimebag Darrell Lance Abbott
Sex has always been a big part of heavy metal. People always tell us that its wrong to have multiple orgys with really hot chicks with big boobs but they are just jealous of our huge cocks! They just wish they could just taste some of the pussy we fuck but they cant so they have to bitch about it.
Its not that we are satanic! We just like the music he plays
Ya we may drink a couple beers...fuck a couple sluts...smoke a little weed...but in the end...we just wanna rock!