Which ArchAngel are you most like?
Uriel. You're most like the ArchAngel of Transformation. You like teaching, and bringing the joy of learning new stuff to others. You have limited patience for stupid people despite having an amazing amount of patience otherwise.
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I am an ardent advocate of the Homosexual Agenda...
For reference, The Standard Homosexual Agenda follows:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments
as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and
Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic
gay leadership
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive
use of child pornographers.2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)
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