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Giant Robot

Shake shake shake, Senora, shake your bodyline

About Me

Built in 1923 as a pre-WWII Japanese robotical destroyer. Unfortunately, too many kinks to fix and too costly to continue restoration. In 1967, it became a tool for a childrens show. Nowadays, it shoplifts, prostitutes, and eats babies.

My Interests

arts and crafts, solitaire, minesweep, any other Windows 3.1 game i didn't mention, collecting honey from live bee hives, roaming on my cell phone, changing the locks on my door atleast 4 times a day, eating cows and living off their thyroid-secretions, turning horses into glue, watching people open up a bag of fart, tennis, K'nex, kicking raccoons in the stomach, inviting my stuffed animals to tea parties, shoving marbles down peoples' throat with a funnel, and microbiology

I'd like to meet:

Will Smith, Elizebeth Taylor, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tony Blair, Benji, A Robert Deniro look-alike without the mole, Pac-Man, Tony Danza, Al Sharpton, Jet-Li, Coolio, Peter Griffin, and any person who has lived their entire life without having their picture taken(savages don't count).

Music:

Listens to and emits the sound of Black Sabbath, King Crimson, Slayer, Whitney Houston, and Iron Maiden when hunting its prey.