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Ted Patrick

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Awesomeness.

About Me

My last name means Crow. Well, maybe not Crow exactly - but basically a social, vociferous black bird that likes shiny things -- which is a pretty accurate desciption of me.
Well, except for the black part.
But anyway.
It is my unspoken goal to become the pope of West Hollywood. Being that I am now a revernd with the Universal Life Church, I am clearly on my way.
I have a black belt in T-Shirt Folding.
I often dream about giant robots atacking the city. When this happens, my super powers fail me and I'm helpless. The last time this happened though, my friend Misty showed up driving a backhoe that she somehow hot-wired. So, we used that in lieu of any super-human abilities that I was supposed to have. Thanks, Misty.
I have a NEW fish named Mezztaz, The Void Walker. He is Blue, young and ready to do it. his bubble nest is huge.
I exercise regularly in an ongoing efffort to reach my goal weight of seventy-five pounds.
Sometimes they pay me to sync my voice up to cartoon characters speaking Japanese. The current project I'm working is called Melody of Oblivion . I play this kid named Bocca who rides a motorcycle that can drive up walls and he fights, of all things, Giant Robots. YES!
Hey MySpace frineds - I'm all for meeting new people - but hit me up with an e-mail first. Don't just send me the automated 'Suzie Onetake wants to be your friend' thing. That's just lazy.
And it's about time I had my own airline.
Oh, and I do this:
OCEAN SPEED CIRCUIT, BITCHES!!!

My Interests


Fabulous Prizes.
The Sonicare Toothbrush.
Black T-shirts.
Four-color Pens.
Hi-5's.

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee. The people responsible for creating X-Men: The Last Stand so I can kick them in the balls, Nice People who brush and floss and YOU.

Music:


The Killers.
Interpol.
Shiny Toy Guns.
Fujiya & Miyagi.
My Chem Ro.

Movies:


Yes. Horror Preferred.

Television:

Heroes.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Lost.
various cartoons.

Books:

I'm trying to re-read all the cool books I read in high School. Slaughter House Five is a great one. Grendel is next on the list. Oh, and Comic Books. Read Planetary. And anything by Brain Michael Bendis. He's The Man.

Heroes:

The Amazing Spider-Man.

My Dad.
Josh from "Roomates"

My Blog

Overheard on the set of "Unsolved Mysteries"

"Will someone come check on Andrea here? she looks like she has a case being solved.""Remember people, you're solving mysteries!""Remember there's phone calls coming in... and surprising tips coming ...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:57:00 PST

Ancient Chinese Footpad

So.I saw this ad for these ancient Japanese detox footpads called KINOKI on the TV while I was at Red Rock during Zubervision. (Sunday nights at Red Rock - 7pm to 1am. More awesomeness than you ca...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

My Roommate’s wrap party

So.My roommate works for 51 Minds. The genius company that brings you 'Flavor of love', 'Rock of Love' and 'I love New York' to name a few crappy shows.At his wrap party was Chris Crocker (of Leave B...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST

Volkslauf, 2007

These are a couple of shots taken at the Volkslauf which I ran on Saturday.  Basically it's 6 mile race riddled with mud and obstacles, with the USMC yelling at you.I did it on a 4 man team: me, my ro...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

Sidewalk Chalk

So.One of my neighbors has 3 little girls, the oldest is like 3 or 4. Melissa. Occasionally Melissa will scribble on the pavement in front of the apartment with sidewalk chalk. Her biggest masterpi...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

The Subway

One thing that separates homeless people on the East Coast from the homeless back home in LA is that the East Coast homeless generally have announcements to make. These announcements usually occur on...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

My Glamorous Job

So.I took a job as a script 2nd on this show in New York. I don't normally work as a 2nd, but I took it more for the chance to get out of LA for a little while and see some friends.All I have to do i...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

Ah, Harlem.

So.I'm working up in Harlem, at the world famous Apollo Theatre. Although I'm sure the area has come a long way in the past few decades, it's still a little... not West Hollywood.Lunch wise, there i...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

Mr. April, 2006

So.My friend Topher made me awere of this:I find out about this over a year later.Talk about being on the slow boat to stardom....
Posted by Ted Patrick on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:14:00 PST

Cancer FU: First open water swim

Last Saturday We had our first open water swim in a lagoon near long beach. I call it a lagoon as it was ocean adjacent, with no tides. This swim was geared to get us used to swimming without lane l...
Posted by Ted Patrick on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:33:00 PST