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About Me

I'm your basic mean-spirited, sarcastic, fun-loving, people-hating individual. I like to be creative, and witty on a regular basis. I've been known to be extremely racist against white people, or as I like to call them "crackers". I believe I have the soul of an old black woman, born into the body of a pale, white boy. I enjoy whipping donuts at old people, eating sandwiches in front of the homeless and pretending that I can tap-dance. I think cinammon rolls are probably the greatest invention in the history of human civilization and I long to understand the DNA relationship between humans and chimps. I believe that all problems can be forgotten or solved by simply listening to the music of "The Beach Boys". I heart red meat. Sometimes I dance in the shower, sometimes I don't. Want to know more about me? Check out my soon to be released autobiography entitled, "Dildos in the Dishwasher - You've Gotta Scare Your Parents Somehow."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joss Whedon, ideally...I'm just looking to meet interesting people from various backgrounds. Anyone interested in good conversation, art, film, television, things of this nature.

My Blog

Clinton VS Obama - Examine the records

I looked up Obama and looked up Clinton. I looked at the bills that they both authored and introduced. Anyone who has been around politics, and is honest, realizes that there are a lot of reasons wh...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Daniel's Visit, with Pictures.

So this week one of my favorite people came to visit.  Daniel came in from Chicago and I was OH-so happy to get to hang-out with him.  Everything is always more fun with Daniel around. ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:14:00 GMT

I am SO over FAKE friends.

So yeah, I just had to take a moment to say how over fake friends I am. I know I may not be a great friend to a lot of people, especially recently considering how crazy things have been busy-wise...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:17:00 GMT

I love my car...(sarcasm)

Hello everyone. It's been far too long since I posted a blog not relating to work and so...here it is.  I love my car.  It's a deliciously four-doored piece of heaven.  In 1993, the ye...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:06:00 GMT

Project Runway - Finale Spoiler

So I just finished watching the finale of "Project Runway" and I have to say several things. For starters, I'm glad Santino got eliminated first.  He had it coming and it appears that the only ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:43:00 GMT

Oh Kathleen...

So as my birthday/Valentine's present Noel got us tickets to go see Kathy Griffin live at the Hobby Center for Performing Arts.  Having been a huge Kathy fan since her days on "Suddenly Susan" ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:32:00 GMT

Birthday Blues

Okay, this is NOT going to be an emo-blog about how emotional my birthday makes me.  What it is going to communicate though, is my birthday blues.  I'm not sad that today is my birthday,...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:40:00 GMT

I turn 26 in 9 days.

I find myself preoccupied with the past recently.  It's not that I have a longing for my life to be what it was then, it's just that there is so much going on in my life currently that I can't ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:01:00 GMT

Some thoughts.

Hey all. So I found out today that my Aunt Diane passed away.  She had struggled in a long, drawn-out battle with cancer that ultimately took her life.  Over the past few years, her condi...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 00:16:00 GMT

For Jennifer

In my previous blog "2114 Memory Lane" I neglected to give a memory of my friend Jennifer.  This has apparently put a great deal of psychological strain on her and to elevate that, I opted to p...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:35:00 GMT