"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club." -Dave Barry"We can stand here like the French or we can do something about it." -Marge Simpson"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." -Gen. George S. Patton"As far as Im concerned war always means failure." -Jacques Chirac"As far as France is concerned your right." -Rush Limbaugh"I used to say that politics was the second oldest profession, and I have come to know it bears a gross similarity to the first." -Ronald Reagan "It isn't that Liberals are ignorant its that they know too much that isn't so." -Ronald Reagan
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