dont piss off the nurse |
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them round just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:44:00 GMT |
a push |
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:42:00 GMT |
Popsicle Sex... Yummy?! |
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year oldson in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle andtell him to report on all the neighbourhood activi...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:31:00 GMT |
5 minute management course |
Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife isfinishing her shower, when the doorbell rings. Thewife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runsdownstairs. When she opens the door, there ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
jus hangin out... lolz |
I know you love comedy, so I will not waste any time...Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" ask...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
Tinkle |
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:16:00 GMT |
blonde on the horse |
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallo...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:08:00 GMT |
One Hole Behind |
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to &n...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
lil boy at church... so adorable |
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.
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Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
Hospital Window |
A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
