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About Me

I am thrilla in minilla, the showstopper, the jabroni beatin, pie eatin, Jack Daniel's drinkin, dart playin, cigarette smokin, pot tokin, poker god of kingsville. I drink and party the the best groups in k-town, Delta Alpha Delta and JTA. Im a son to my parents, a brother to my sister, an uncle to my neice and nephew. Ive made mistakes in the past that i live with but i put it all to the side and strive forward, no matter how deep i get.
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My Interests

Playing poker, drinking with my buddies, playing darts

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What kind of beer are you

Natty
You're a cheap, wild date... more than likely an alcoholic. but, you do know how to have fun... every night.
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Are you the Ultimate Beer Drinker or Beer Thinker?

The Ultimate Beer Drinker
Congrats!You get T-Totally Wasted at parties. You can handle it all kegs, shots, and games. You know your limits, but then agian you don't care. It is cool for you to be passed out by midnight! You are the one everybody talks about at parties, even the ones you don't attend!! You are the ULTIMATE BEER DRINKER!!!!KEEP IT UP!!
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I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba cause shes a fucking smoking hottie. %D%A%D%A

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Music:

CKY, Metallica, Godsmack, HELLYEAH, HIM, Stone Temple Pilots, Avenge Sevenfold, Alter Bridge, Korn, Flyleaf, Chamber Of Pain, Pantera, Rob Zombie, Kevin Fowler, Pat green, Randy Rogers, Brad Paisley,George Strait

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Movies:

Animal House, the Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Friday, Next Friday, Super Troopers, Rounders, Top Gun, Young Guns 1 and 2, The Shawshank Redemption, Half Baked,Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Ferris Buellar's day off, Waiting, Mission Impossible-1,2,3, and again a lot more.

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Are you a Movie Buff?
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Movie God / Goddess!!
You know your movies inside and out. You probably take great pride in your DVD / VHS (or even BETA) collection. You can relate all your life experiences to some situation or character in a movie!! You most likely annihilate everyone you know in any movie trivia games! Keep up the good work Movie God / Goddess (everyone else must bow to you)!!!
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Television:

Jackass, Viva la Bam, Srubs, Mind of Mencia, South Park, Reno 911, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, Monk, Sanford and son- my personal favorite, and theres moreGeorge Lopez Fast Food
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Books:

..Maxim, FHM, Stuff, WWE Magazine

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Heroes:

The man who invented beer, Don Vito

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My Blog

New Top buddy list and just a few random thoughts from Mr. Keystone

Well kiddies, looks like Keystone is back, but not in the way everyone might be thinking. Nah not this time. I guess like the subject of the blog, just wanna speak my mind a lil bit. And im gonna star...
Posted by keystone_juan on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

Kevin Fucking Fowler

Well kiddies, last night.....fuck. To everyone who missed the concert, fucking shame on you. For those who werent able to go with me, yall know who you are, turns out i ended up making it to corpus an...
Posted by keystone_juan on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

Mudfest 06...JTA style....

Well, for everyone who was there this weekend, yall knew this was gonna happen. And im just the person to do it. So without further stalling...... Well kiddies i am back to rant and rave about the joy...
Posted by keystone_juan on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:49:00 PST

Pranks

Well well kiddies, seems that some people dont have a fucking sense of humor. I mean seriously. I just finished reading a blog about a lil delta prank a few of us did a few months ago ( if ya wanna kn...
Posted by keystone_juan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST

Hebbronville...oh Hebbronville....

Well well kiddies, looks like im back again for....wait, no...not another night of drunkeness. God it feels forever since I last got fucked up, but thats another blog in itself. No this blog is all ab...
Posted by keystone_juan on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:26:00 PST

MY TOP 24....CHECK IF YOUR ON IT

Well well kiddies, after a very long layoff, with alot of drunkeness and a lil drama, im back. Well tonight i finally got my "top 24" done. And yes, they're will be controversy. But this top 24 are th...
Posted by keystone_juan on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

Buzzing at Robbie's....

Well well kiddies, looks im back to my rants about nights revisted that I know I shouldnt be remembering, but hell, I cant help it lol. Anyways, the last week was all bullshit. I mean seriously, I can...
Posted by keystone_juan on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:00:00 PST

How do you tell that one person.....

"Well well kiddies" is usually the way I kick off one of my many many blog about my drunkeness nights of partying with friends...but not this time. This time im here with a question....a question almo...
Posted by keystone_juan on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

Why cant I remember anything from last night......

Well well kiddies.....its that time again....i guess people like these blogs about the wonderful world of partying and getting hammered cause I was asked to do one for Saturday night.....and Saturday ...
Posted by keystone_juan on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:24:00 PST

Howl at the moon and Green with envy.....

Well well kiddies....im back once againwith a weekend full of kick ass fun and drunkeness....i tagged along with Cody, Woodstock aka Tony, and AB to venture off on a road trip that started off on satu...
Posted by keystone_juan on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:19:00 PST