Where should I begin? I am a part-time Ninja (excellent with a saber and decent with a Bowie Knife). Worked my way up the ninja ladder with the help of an old friend Chuckie-poo, the world knows him as Chuck Norris. We were in the same platoon(Delta) with that crazy son of a bitch. With his knowledge amd skills I've gained, I can now conquer evil doers. Full-time I'm a state ranked Special Olympics competitor. I hold several Gold medals in: The Shoe Lace Tie, Spelling your name in Cursive, What sound does this animal make, and Keeping a dry diaper (my best event, but the most grueling. Should of had one in carrying a conversation, but I was drunk. Hey, Bronze is still a medal. In the future I will have a clean sweep in all divisions with the help of my training partner Luke Byrnes and my Strength and Rememberization coach Tito Villarreal. Other than that I'm just a average guy with good friends and weekly get away visits to Neverland Ranch.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rene
Birthday: 800326
Birthplace: Kingsville
Current Location: Sonora
Eye Color: Green, for the most part
Hair Color: DIRTY blonde!
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops
Your Weakness: Softball players
Your Fears: Growing old
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off my T.V.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Send me a nude picture
Thoughts First Waking Up: My head hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: Elbow
Your Bedtime: !0:45
Your Most Missed Memory: College
Pepsi or Coke: No Coke...Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Big House
Single or Group Dates: Who cares, am I getting some?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Refills
Chocolate or Vanilla: Anyway I can get it
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Like a Virgin
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: I believe in babies
Do you want to go to College: Finished!!!
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Ofcourse
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure, why the hell not
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: may sexual instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Right now
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not for me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Does ALCO count
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat fish bait
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish, Joel where are you?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Right now
Ever been called a Tease: ???
Ever been Beaten up: When I was little
Ever Shoplifted: I think
How do you want to Die: Fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A high school football coach
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'0
Weight: 160+
Best Clothing Style: Cheap
Number of Drugs I have taken: 00
Number of CDs I own: 20
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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