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Kendall Brophy

I recognize your off-white lies, still I lie beside you, and that's what really hurts...

About Me


Apparently I just fuck everybodies lives up, so it might be best if you don't talk to to me. I'm a "SLUT" a "WHORE," a "HOME-WRECKER" and a "HEARTBREAKER." I am "MENTALLY UNSTABLE" and I "USE PEOPLE" to get what I want. I will "FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD" and "PLAY MIND GAMES" for my own pleasure because I get off on arguing.

"My behavoir is a sign of disgust with myself. A stewing seranade, I hear the sirens on they're way. The chemicals inside of me just kept on swimming through my veins, maybe I should make a move and try to leave this all behind. I'm just a cold face on the street, slow and somber in my patterns. I'm just a friend you'll never meet, I am the love that never happens."

And just remember this before you fuck with me. I don't give a shit because right now I HATE EVERYONE.

My Interests


Party Plus...

+MySpace
+Mustache Rides
+Walking Bare-Foot
+Bike Riding
+My Wonderful Friends
+Acting And Things Of That Nature
+Pirates
+Driving
+Antoning And Playing Kickball
+My Van
+Vans In General
+Watching The Sun Set At Pebble Beach
+Cooking
+Watching Movies
+Seeing My Favorite Bands Play
+Being Creepy
+The O'Farrell Theatre Strip Club
+BroBoarding (Skateboard/Longboarding), With Emily
+Cussing
+Men Who Look Good With Beards/Mustaches
+Going Grocery Shopping At 1 In The Morning
+Wearing Dirty Socks
+Ukiah
+Talking Shit
+Being In Love
+Gardening
+Cleaning
+Brushing My Teeth
+Breaking Into Swimming Pools In The Middle Of The Night
+Creepy Mexican's I Work With

Party Minus...
-MySpace
-Smoking Weed
-Most Hardcore
-Most Metal (Except Gnor Kall)
-Sharp Objects
-Having No Friends
-Van's That Keep Breaking On You
-Not sleeping
-Hella homework

I'd like to meet:


Hugh Heffner (BEFORE HE FUCKING DIES!!), Holly, Kendra, Bridget. Yeah, I know I'm retarded but I love them. I would fuck them all in a second.

And people who aren't shitbags. I know way too many shitbags.

Music:


Andre Legacy, The Aquabats, The Artic Monkeys, Atom And His Package, Bad Credit, Dirt Nasty, The Fratillis, The Good Life, Gnor Kall, Gunther, GutterMouth, Hit By A Semi, Honorary Title, The Lab Rats, The Lawrence Arms, Limbeck, Mickey Avalon, Skankin Pickle, The Stars, StreetLight Manifesto, The Vandals

Movies:

3:10 To Yuma, 12 Monkeys, About A Boy, Adam And Steve, American Psycho, AnchorMan, The Bad Seed, Chasing Amy, Chicago, Clerks, Dead Alive, Dead End, DodgeBall, Donnie Darko, Finding Neverland, Freeway, Garden State, Good Fellas, Goonies, Harold And Maude, Idle Hands, Juno, The Labrinth, The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe, Little Miss SunShine, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Lost Skeleton Of Cadaver, Love Actually, Lucky Number Sleven, Matilda, Mini's First Time, The Notebook, The Navigator, The Opposite Of Sex, Pan's Labrinyth, Party Monster, Pretty Persuation, Pulp Fiction, The Quest For The Mark, Raising Genius, Ravenous, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saved, Sleep Away Camp, Sin City, Stranger Than Fiction, SuperBad, Swiss Family Robinson, Tank Girl, True Romance, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Things, Wrist-Cutters (A Love Story), Zodiac,

Television:

I don't have television anymore. But we often rent a lot or seasons at the video store.
Arrested Development
It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia
Degrassi
Ugly Betty (DON'T TRASH THIS SHOW, IT IS FUCKING AWESOME!)
Full House
The Girls Next Door
The Whitest Kids U Know

Books:

I used to have favorite books but then I stopped being a kid and having time to read. My time is limit to only being able to read newspapers and books for school.

Heroes:

I don't belive in having heros. I think it makes you concerntrate too much on trying to be like someone else when you should just be yourself. Therefore I don't have any.

My Blog

"WE’RE GONNA FUCKIN’ BLOW YOU AWAY!!!"

So. My life has kinda hit a point of me reaching total insanity. I've lost so much faith in so many things and rules and ideas that I thought I believed in, and now I'm just at a point where I really ...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:07:00 PST

It’s Getting To The Point Where It’s Really Bad....

Ok. It's getting to the point now where it's scary. Scary how poor we are. I can't even afford groceries. Seriously. I can't even really afford to eat. What's worse is that this is not a problem that ...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ME!!!

This New Years............... Things are going to be different. I've got my own house. And now that I have my own house and lawn and shit I have been gardening and making it look all nice and&nbs...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:59:00 PST

Fuck what we say and all that we do, I’m saving myself for something beautifully true...

Lately my life has had all sorts of unexpected turns and changes. Some for the better and some for the worse and some as a blesssing in disguise...... and yes did just write that......I don't know wha...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST

Back to a sore subject that lays heavy on my mind.....

Since I moved to Monterey I have not: Spooned someone with out them thinking it was an invatation to have sex with me + Yelled at homeless people + Thrown glass bottles out windows + Gone to a bar (wh...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

Yeah, This Is Worse

I hate having no friends and having every person I meet fucking hate me.This is worse than when I moved to San Francisco.................... well, maybe not, but at least there it was easy to me...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST

Marik Broke His Face.

The Orginal Blog: Last night was a bunch nonsense. Seriously Marik, nonsense. I slept 3 hour and have been working 8 hours and counting.     The New Revised Blog: This whole weekend was a bu...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST

Encounter A Crazy Homeless Man In San Francisco???...................................... Never

Today I was walking to my car in San Francisco and up ahead I notice this crazy, old, black, homeless guy who's misssing his 2 front teeth who's saying stuff to people as they walk by. Right before I ...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

My Favorite Quotes (This Shall Be An On-Going List)

Me: "Aren't these nice pants?"Dad: "Yeah, your ass looks nice in those pants."Me: "Dad, that's creepy."Grandma: "But your ass does look good in those pants." -I had just gotten really nice pants and t...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One Of The Most Excellent Bad Idea's In The World...

Ok, if you and you friends ever get the idea at 2:30AM to down to the coast and go to the beach, you totally have to do it. I'm not saying it's a good idea, you just have to do it. Walking on the beac...
Posted by Kendall Brophy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST