Looking for Drew Barrymore? |
Flower Films7360 Santa Monica BlvdWest Hollywood, CA 90046Telephone: 323-876-7400Sorry I don..'t have an email address for you.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:21:00 GMT |
Watch out for those Altoids Smalls |
So when I told the CHP I didn't want to blow in their breathalyzer (see my blog entry for 3/18/08) and they asked why, I told them that for one thing those Altoids Small mints I chew can raise your bl...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:50:00 GMT |
Field sobriety test on St. Patricks day |
So it's 2:15 A.M. and I'm giving Brittany, Jennifer, Tara & Jeremy a ride home from the Bulldog. We're up on Hwy 1 N, just before Sand City when the blue & red lights go on. It's the CHP, of course. "...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:13:00 GMT |
Rhyme Time |
Summer sweatsStealth JetsBombs whistleAnti-misslesThe moon's on fireGod's a liarNo hopeShoot some dopeTurn a trickSuck some dickKill the truthHitler youthHave some funTake a gunShoot someoneBody rotsD...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:54:00 GMT |
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers - a true story |
We paced back and forth in front of the mausoleum and waited for the Mexican grave diggers to finish their lunch. Bruce Pedy, my father's lawyer, looked very nervous and kept looking toward the gate o...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:57:00 GMT |
The Middle Path |
The middle path is the hardest road for a man to walk with graceI've spent my life in a cold dark cell or else, well, lost in spaceMy heart full of peace, harmony, love, greeting each one with a smile...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:57:00 GMT |
Fairfax |
The crescent moon pours blood over the streets of West HollywoodI'm standing knee deep in it, wolfing down a falafel at Eat a PitaThe chick peas turn into glass in my stomachAnd I puke the fossil fuel...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:56:00 GMT |
Mi Casa Es Su Casa |
I was alone in my apartment, enjoying candlelight, Beethoven, and the solitude of the wee morning hours, when I heard it: "Get out of here, you motherfuckers!" followed by the sound of a Dresden pitch...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
Marlon Brando Liked This Poem |
Acting is cutting off your hand to spite the playwright's penEgo jerking itself off and calling it "art"The occupation (I refuse to call it a profession)Is filled with sniveling, vain, emotionally ret...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:31:00 GMT |
