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Jackie-O Model-O

The robo-geisha-fashion ninja is in Los Angeles

About Me


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I like gang fights, fast cars, thug life, rock music, being the human alarm clock, hot tubs with booze, assasinating ninjas, being in the Iberian Mafia, people with S-T-Y-L-E, my queers, slapping bitches, cholas,being shot, draq queens, hairy Europeans, hanging with Picassoooooo!,Frida Kahlos unibrow, a glass of the bubbly, finding people who collect Precious Moment figurines and punching them in the face, being step-Jewish, Hollywood, sippin' on mojitos.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


1. I'm not a celebrity whore...and the only people I'd go out of my way to meet are dead. Oh well.
2. Someone who needs me.
3. People who appreciate me.

Music:

She wants revenge,8MM,Weezer, Panic at the Disco, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, The Used, The Bravery, Dresden Dolls, My Chemical Romance, Fiona Apple, Sneaker Pimps, Thursday, The Cardigans, Muse, Jet, Burdon Brothers, Black Eyed Peas,The Killers, The White Stripes, Queens of the Stoneage, David Bowie, NIN, Aerosmith, Blondie, Guns 'n' Roses, Snake River Conspiracy,QUEEN, Stray Cats, Prince, Billy Idol, The Smiths, HIM, Mana, Santana, Shakira, classical music, Reverand Horton Heat, Depeche Mode, The Police, The Doors, Beatles, N.E.R.D, Siouxsie and the Banshees, INXS,Alkaline Trio, Jerry Lee Lewis, Placebo, Poison, Warrant, The Cure, Aaliyah, Jay-Z, Funeral For A Friend.

Movies:

Braveheart, Moulan Rouge, Breakfast Club, Sin City, Legend, Batman, Batman Returns, Pitch Black, Kill Bill, The 5th Element, Zoolander, Tombstone, Stay, Far & Away, Underworld, Sixteen Candles, Bowling For Columbine, Dune, Elizabeth, Amelie, Queen Margot, Red Violin, Alien, Aliens, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Resident Evil, Ben Hur, Dangerous Liasons, Monsoon Wedding, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Clay Pidgeons, To Die For, Quills, Weird Science, Gladiator, Anchorman, Walk The Line, Like Water For Chocolate, The Color Purple.

Television:

Anything on the History Channel or the Style Network, Project Runway, 30 Days, Law & Order, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Chapelle Show, Smallville, Nip/Tuck, Arrested Development.

Books:

Emily Bronte - Wuthering Heights, Stephan King - The Stand & The Gunslinger, Amy Tan - The Joy Luck Club, Kim Newman - Anno Dracula, Margaret Michell - Gone With The Wind, Al Franken Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them & Truth. Also: 'Reading Lolita in the Tehran', 'Lolita', 'Savage Pastimes: a History of Violent Entertainment', 'Snow Falling on Cedars', 'Sex With Kings', 'Royal Mistresses'.

Heroes:

Women throughout history who defied the status quo and stood up for what they believed, and fought for it.

My Blog

On another note...

A few little things popped into my hostile, hot-tempered brain in the last few days. Take it or leave it, I don't give a flying wombat one way or the other. If you're still "goth" and you're in your m...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Hilo's new level of lameness

I just read under the events section of myspace that the Girls Gone Wild Tour is coming to Hilo... aka.Shooters. Oh my god, PUKE. How fucking lame...seriously. I mean, Shooters is bad enough as it is,...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST

ho brah

I feel like shit. I think I'm going to disappear for awhile. I'll dress in camo and move into the woods up in Mt.View and hunt pig for a living. I'll live off of smoked pork, ohelo berries and occasio...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

Dear ...... Drama

JUST JOKING! But I bet you sick fucks were looking for some gossip huh?   I got into grad school....that's right son! I'm OUT! Or.... in, actually. Now I only need $184645242432523 dollars, and ...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

The Secret World of Ninja-Pirates

The Origins of the Paradox A ninja pirate is the ultimate paradox, because ninjas and pirates do not get along, in fact, they're basically fighting all the time. Nobody has actually seen a real fight ...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

I am one crazy bitch

just thought id let you know Jackie (leeloo) is PSYCHO. no seriously she is. not only can she not apply make up correctly but she is hella clingy too. its worse than seran wrap i swear. i have enough ...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:18:00 PST

hello myspace stalker!

So, wow. I am really amazed. Someone searched myspace for photos of me with friends and printed them out and left them, and a note, at my ex-boyfriends restaurant. So apparantly I am dating both my fr...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 12:52:00 PST

I WANT.....

I want to move to Spain and fight bulls in the arenas of rural Spainish towns...I want to learn to speak French so I can seduce a man at 50 paces...I want to tan my ass so I dont blind myself in ...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Am Still Drunk

THE HATES. .what real name would you hate to be called?.: MICAH .if you died, which place would you hate to be buried at?.: Pet Cemetary .which skittle tastes the worst?.: The filipino colored neon...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Haters"

I am fucking tired of little trashy girls giving me mad dog looks when I go anywhere. I am so sick of women in general! Today at the store me and Adriana got death looks from 2 ugly hippie sluts...WHA...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST