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Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER!

I AM A DJ FOR THE FREE DESSERT

About Me

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Im a very complicated person.. yet very simple... I want to find love ... yet I want wild love .. wild passionate stripperlove.. Im usually very outgoing and fun.. but mostly im a big dork.. I have no problem making fun of myself for the enjoyment of others.. I love to make people happy.. I guess thats why I got into radio and concert promotion.. I love to see the smiles on peoples faces and the good times I help create!who i was in a former life

My Interests

CLUBS, CONCERTS .. STRIP CLUBS AND SPORTS..

I'd like to meet:

NICE WHOLSOME , CHURCH GOING WOMEN..... YEEEEEEEEEA RIIIIGHTI LOVEGO GO DANCERS, EXOTIC DANCERS, MIDGETS... WOMEN .... WOMEN MIDGETS ... ANYONE IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY.. OR ANY MOVER AND SHAKER IN LA OR VEGAS.. GEEEET ME OUTTA HERE

Music:

AAAALL MUSIC

Movies:

TO MUCH TO MENTION

Television:

married w/ children reruns, Family guy , Auqa teen hunger force , ...anything Adult swim..Whats that show ...tripping the riff? whatever. AND NO I DO NOT WATCH AMERICAN IDOL........ never .... not even once .... not even that one time when Jasmine sang off key and.. umm ...err... nevermind

Books:

they still make BOOKS? ohh I know , Maxim and Stuff

Heroes:

The lil' Voice in my head , Bill Clinton & you!!

My Blog

as it fades

wow.. Its been a while since my last blog... bout 7 months . things have really changed. i still miss radio , women still frustrate me ... but for the first time i can see a new door... i want to mo...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

Done with all women

Think ill become a monk or join some crazy cult ... Women just drive me insane ta hell with the lot of ya!!!!and as for women friends .. Ooohhh oh joy can I have another !!!??? G dammmm it ta all heck...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:27:00 PST

whats UP with Mikeys?????

ok ok... Soooo many ppl talking .. well im here now to give the answers   Question: Is Uncle Mikeys closed?..... Answer: NO! Mikeys is under construction and renovation... putting in a new restu...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

a decade of dancing and debachery

not shure if thats how you spell debachery... but its been 10 years since i first spun in a club... here is a short history of keoni johnson's club career Oct 19th 1997 filled in for GCruz at Shooters...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

new Chapter

12 years at KWXX... no regrets... KWXX opened many doors and gave me an identity... I can fully say i'm happy for the time I spent there and gracious for the family I will always have there... but now...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

Whi is Hilo lame .. AND whut you can do about it

ok... This past weekend in Hilo was horrible.. if not for Go Jimmy on friday at E.O.. it would be like turning the clock back 10 years to when Hilo reallllly sucked.. do you remeber.. i do... 10 years...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

TIP FROM A RADIO DJ

OK... LETS JUST SAY YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN A BAND... A BOYFRIEND... UNCLE , AUNTY , SISTER... WTF EEVER.. NOW YOU WANNA HEAR THERE STUFF ON THE AIR.. .. SO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CALL.... AND CALL... AAA...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

irritated

very.. completley.. tremendusley.. irritated
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

to the Women in my life... they know who they are

to All my female friends... thanks for putting up with my crass , at times pigish self... I hope you know I appreciate your friendship and warmth , most of you have helped me in many ways... so thanks...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

All I want

All I want.. Is to find MY kindda women and treat her like a princess ... no better yet a Queen. Give her all she wants and fullfill all her dreams..  For MY dream girl ALL is what I'd do. No re...
Posted by Ivan/Keoni/Peter...WHATEVER! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST