I like girls who have really, really long hair and wear as much hawaiian jewelry as possible. If you're really loud that's a plus too. If you can give me your WIC check to buy groceries after I spent all my money on beer I'll fall in love with you. If you get really jealous when girls look at me then you're perfect for me. If you can beat up any guy who looks at me funny then I might just have to marry you. If your idea of dirty talk is "Eh braddah, you like oof?" then we were made for each other. If your idea of the perfect first date involves, Mickey's Ice, the dollar menu at Jack in the Box, and the back seat of my car.......wait I don't have a car, okay the back seat of your car, then I'm your man. If you're not pregnant when we meet then don't even bother thinking you have a chance. I want a girl that won't get offended if I call her "aunty" while we're having sex because I'm too drunk to remember her name. That's my dream girl.........if you're out there, please find me.
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