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BLANK

I get a clock radio, he can not afford. Great success.

About Me

HEY WHA' HAPPENED

My Interests

Directing/Producing/Writing/Acting, SFX makeup, Guitar, photography/photomanip, 20's - 50's, Drums, Burlesque, Pinups, Horror shlock, Parkour, Tattoo design, Sideshows/freak shows, Improv, Cheap ass horror/comedies, Grindhouse cinema and Exploitation Films

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Tom Waits, Devotchka, The Pogues, Shane Macgowan, The Pixies, Gogol Bordello, Mojo Nixon, Ramones, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Patti Smith, Lou Reed/Velvet underground, Flight of the Conchords, Taraf de Haidouks, Real Tuesday Weld, Social Distortion/Mike Ness, Iggy Pop, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Flogging Molly, Motley Crue, Arcade Fire, Rasputina, The Tossers, Johnny Cash, Kings of Leon, Tech N9ne, Devildriver, Living End (old), Rammstein, Andrew Bird, Eisbrecher, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Hanzel und Gretyl, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, blah blah blah...

Movies:

May, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Freaks, Doomsday, Knocked Up, Snatch, Juno, The Exorcist 1 & 3, 40 Year Old Virgin, Eagle vs. Shark, District B13, The Changeling, American Psycho, El Mariachi Trilogy, Wayne's World, Rules of Attraction, King Kong, Cool Hand Luke, Waiting for Guffman, Dummy, Ong Bak, POTC, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, any Tim Burton, Shawshank Redemption, Superbad, Talladega Nights, Tao of Steve, Slither, Spinal Tap, Walk the Line, Marx bros....

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, old SNL, Carnivale, Mr. Show, South Park, Home Movies, Larry Sanders, Six Feet Under, The Office (UK and US), Sopranos, Wonder Showzen...

Books:

Strauss, Palahniuk, and King. Generally only non-fiction

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Judd Apatow, Ricky Gervais, Neil Strauss, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Sascha Baron Cohen...

My Blog

The cosmic wisdom of Mitch Hedburg pt. 1

Mitch on animals:I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon you fuckers don't farm! What about some celery? Plus if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmenI bought mysel...
Posted by BLANK on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST

The genius of Bill Hicks

I was in Fyffe, Alabama last year. After the show, I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey...
Posted by BLANK on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

Jack Handey is a good man

"Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.If you ever crawl inside an old hol...
Posted by BLANK on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST