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THE JACOB

I like my sandwhiches like i like my metal: progressive!

About Me

My life is alot like Kindergarten Cop. Some comedy, a little drama, no tumors. Most of all I'm a princess NOT a policeman.I believe ALL humans are entitled to free cheese.

My Interests

LOUD MUSIC. TATTOOS. PBR. JAMESON. ALL THE THINGS THAT COME WITH THAT. I play instruments. Sometimes in bands. Sometimes by myself. Always loud.

I'd like to meet:

Barry and Levonne.

Music:

BONGZILLA, NEUROSIS,TODAY IS THE DAY, PELICAN, EYEHATEGOD,CLUTCH, ASVA, SUNN, TORCHE, STRONG LIKE BEAR,ISIS, DILLINGER ESC PLAN,MURDER CITY DEVILS,MINUS THE BEAR, MASTADON, DALEK, FANTOMAS, MELVINS,400 BLOWS, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, OM, AGAINST M E, ACID BATH, DEADBOY & THE ELEPHANT MEN, THE DEATHS,THE SWORD,JOURNEY, KOOL KIETH,DR. OCTAGONE, DELTRON 3030,MADE OUT OF BABIES, MR. BUNGLE, FAITH NO MORE, MAYHEM, A.C., IRON MAIDEN GWAR,PORTISHEAD,AGENTS OF OBLIVION, DEATH TO OUR ENEMIES,ROY,HARKONEN,CHAVEZ,YEAH YEAH YEAHS, SOILENT GREEN,HATEBREED, EARTH CRISIS,V.O.D.,N.W.A., BORIS, JESU, LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR, TUSK, THE END, MARE, gODHEADSILO, HAMMERHEAD, ORANGE 17, MINUS THE BEAR, BOTCH, KILL SADIE, CURL UP AND DIE, BIOHAZARD, ANTHRAX, PANTERA, MISFITS, DANZIG, SLAYER, METALLICA(pre-black album),EMPEROR, WWJD, SOILENT GREEN, TODAY IS THE DAY,GOATWHORE, CROWBAR, INK N DAGGER, CONVERGE, ICARUS LINE, SCISSORFIGHT.... WILLY NELSON, JOHNNY CASH, HANK (sr. and 3), ELVIS, HANK THOMPSON,JAMES BROWN, WILLIAM ELLIOT WHITMORE, OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW!!

Movies:

Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kids in the Hall:brain candy, Waynes World, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hellraiser series, Halloween series,Star Wars, Dumb n Dumber, BigLabowski,Magnolia,Clerks,Tombstone,Naked Gun, Punch Drunk Love,Freddy Got Fingered,Cant Hardly Wait,Boyz in the hood,What about Bob,Donnie Darko,Excorcist,Requiem for a Dream,... if it bleeds, laughs, or cries i will watch it. oh and damn i love netflix!

Television:

i like to say boob tube....ha boob! ya know the good ones....ADULT SWIM, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, BAD VH1 REALITY, TWIN PEAKS (rip), ALI G, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SEINFELD, The Sheild, Nip/Tuck, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations...the travel channel kicks arse!

Books:

the A to Z guied to Serial Killers, Lords of Chaos, Bukowski, Palahniuk, Bourdain. Magazines count as books!

Heroes:

those pandas that wont screw just to save their species.

My Blog

The in's and out's of my legal dramas.

I just got done with court today. Couldn't have asked for better results!!Basically to clue ya all in, in March i got my second DUI in less than a year. Not only that but i had the blood alcohol of ov...
Posted by THE JACOB on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

old city pages thing....funny!!

i never actually got a copy of this. its pretty funny, and kind of ironic given i got my ass canned from that job!! haha...enjoy! Wednesday, July 19, 2006 ..> ..>   Citypages Bartender of the ...
Posted by THE JACOB on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

need a cure, a cure for restlessness

I need a cure. thats right a cure for restlessness. the question, i guess, is what do you do when jobs, booze, woman, religions, government, TV,  all seem to let you down? the bigger question, i ...
Posted by THE JACOB on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST