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slamee jezebel

I am here for Friends

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator My name is Amee. NOT Amy. [Am-EE]. Pronounced like Grammy minus the grr, but there is plenty of grr I assure you. If you don't make the attempt to get my name right, then you are not worth my time. I am a student at University of Toronto studying linguistics and psychology. I am extremely short, and this is not a new fact for me, so please don't point out that I am a foot smaller than anyone- believe me, I know. I'm loud and sometimes obnoxious, funny when the mood strikes, and sarcastic to no end. I am not optimistic, nor 'happy go lucky', but I know how to have a good time. People love talkin' shit, and if you're the type to listen to it, don't waste my time. I am into rockabilly, psychobilly and lately lots of grime and hip hop. I hold nothing closer to my heart than Gayla the gooch Moore. Black Mantherz don't fuck around. While I can come off as relatively unfriendly, I am probably the cutest fucking person you will ever meet. I am not classy or ladylike by any means, and I don't feel this is something to be ashamed by. In fact, I find it hilarious. Give me a chance to shine, and I'll blind the world. STRANGERS, DO NOT ADD ME. STRANGER DANGER.
I LOVE KAYLA MOORE DUH Amee --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
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My Interests

Kayla Moore, Photography, reading, transvestites, music, movies, Mr Pants, Samantha, Sally Death Ray, stealing couches, not being a creep, going on the grocery bus, sometimes going to class.

I'd like to meet:

Je veux quelqu'un qui va m'aimer toujours. Quiero alguin quien quiere jugar con mi pelo para toda la noche. I would like to meet a boy who lives to see me smile.

Music:

Wanda Jackson, Outkast, The Hillbilly Hellcats, The Brains, The Matadors, Sublime, RUN DMC, The Roughnecks, Reverend Horton Heat, Rancid, The Mutilators, The Deadutants, Lords of the Highway, Little Richard, Janice Joplin, Batmobile, Guana batz, Blood for Blood, Beastie Boys, Alley Dukes, Anti Heros The Johnny Favourite Orchestra, The Cramps, Mad Sin, The Gutter Demons, Le Tigre, Real Gone, The Creepshow, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Ghoultown, Koffin Kats, The Matadors, Demented Are Go, The Pixies, Billy Idol, The Lunachicks, Sinkin' Ships, Lords of the Highway, Stray Cats, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dresden Dolls, The Travelling Wilburys, The Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Hole, The Horrorpops, Knucklehead, Tiger Army, Cheerleader, Tegan and Sara, Matthew Good Band, Riot 99, Angels Saint and Heroes, The Prowlers, Metric, Lisa Loeb, Oasis, Texas Terri and the Stiff Ones, The Shins, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, The Tragically Hip.

Movies:

Wonderland, Young Frankenstein, Accepted, Benchwarmers, Grandma's Boy, Chasing Amy, Shawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dead Alive, I Heart Huckabees, Garden State, Crash, Velvet Goldmine, Anchorman, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Drop Dead Fred, Forty Year Old Virgin, The Breakfast Club, Toys, Dogma

Television:

HOME MOVIES. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dinosaurs, PeeWee Herman's Play House... I fucking love cartoons so much. And any stand up comedy.

Books:

Lamb, Angels and Demons, A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Lovely Bones, Not Welcome on the Voyage, White Oleander, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sleepers, The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

and Blind Mom

My Blog

My best friend, my heart, my gooch.

Alright, so this is the second time writing this because the first one accidentally got deleted... what a piss off... I wanted to start off by thanking everyone for making this the fucking greatest we...
Posted by slamee jezebel on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

everyone shut up.

If people get along, then they get along.  It doesn't matter what happened fucking four months ago.  It doesn't matter what has been said before.  If parties have apologized, and they'v...
Posted by slamee jezebel on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

disgusting immature kids

Seriously, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with teenagers these days, but people are so fucking disgusting it's ridiculous.  I understand being in love and showing off to your friends coupley...
Posted by slamee jezebel on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST

The Jasmine...

This is my first blog ever... and it's about the Jasmine.  Everyone give props. Marie and Tricia... I'm lookin' at you.  Seriously. 10 myspace points go to whoever knows what I'm talking abo...
Posted by slamee jezebel on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST