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NancyTheJagerWhore [vsm]

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm nancy BITCH and don't you forget it! first if you're in a band and don't know who i am, don't bother. all my typing is done by a boy because i don't have any fucking arms! i live and work in servitude at the Poacher and get whored out for my delicious -15 degree (celcius) jager dispensing abilities (#20 in sales from toronto to hamilton thankyouverymuch). i'm such a slut that i have 4 pimps who will peddle my ass out to anyone willing to pay! i used to work mostly by myself for singles or groups (24 guys is my record!) but lately i've been working with my old man redbull alot (some nights he can't keep up) but i've been worn out four times now (you fuckers are animals!) and was back to work the next day (there's no excuse for not earning). so to all those who know me: 'Fuck ME!' to all those who don't or don't want to know me: 'FUCK YOU!' nancy. xo

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My Blog

how to drink at a bar.

Bartender Rules Body: Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:14:00 GMT

The Ghosts of the Poacher

"In the wee hours, where no mortal should be about this downtown famous pub, voices spill from the main floor lounge", says manager Mike Price. The voices are of 2 women having some sort of argument ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:09:00 GMT

new drink

it's called a flaming douchebag, hahaha!!!nancy. xoxo
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:51:00 GMT

quotes about alcohol, post your favorites

wise words from famous people about the source of my existance: booze! let's start with my two favorites.enjoy. nancy xoxo."i feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the mo...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:07:00 GMT

the snorkel

so JAGERMAN in a bout of drunkinness came up with an even better way to inbibe my sweet nectar.  it is genius in it's simplicity.  essentially you shotgun a can of redbull while someone free...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:53:00 GMT