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Party Master

sir_hub

About Me


Your Daddy Is OJ
What You Call Him: Pops

Why You Love Him: He's the Mack DaddyThe members of Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show and their facial hair.

My Interests

Music:

Daryl Hall, Paul Simon, Kid, and George Michael (a.k.a. Yorgos Panayiotou) from Wham!

Heroes:

Andrew Davis

My Blog

Player Two Has Entered The Game

It's blog time again for Sir Hub.  I would first like to apologize for my latest blog and how terrible it was.  This one will be much better.  After I die, this is going to be the blog ...
Posted by Party Master on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:04:00 PST

Sticks and Stones

Due to the popularity of the words of wisdom I previously imparted upon the world, I shall regale you with a few more. 1.  Actions speak louder than words, so next time you are yelling at yo...
Posted by Party Master on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST

What A Tangled Web We Weave

To Whom It May Concern-   As you may or may not have noticed, I have been "blog absent" for awhile now.  This was in response to the growing outrage at what I was saying.  I decided to ...
Posted by Party Master on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

You Can't Win 'em All, Unless You're Me

Here are some words of wisdom from yours truly.  You should live your life by them. 1.  You can't believe everything you hear, but you can't not believe it either. 2.  A picture is...
Posted by Party Master on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:29:00 PST

Freshness With A Spin, Plug It In, Plug It In

While out and about on campus today, I noticed a growing trend amongst college students.  I saw four, yes 4, guys wearing a shirt saying, "Vote For Pedro."  These shirts are everywhere. ...
Posted by Party Master on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:33:00 PST

Ponder this

Have you noticed: that in the "Cool New People" feature on myspace, the people are rarely new and never cool. that a lot of people out there don't post blogs. They just see how many scantilly clad fak...
Posted by Party Master on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:29:00 PST

If you need money to buy things, why do you have to pay for them?"

Andy H. Social pointed out something to me earlier this evening that inspired me write this blog.  He truly is my muse.  Anyway, the inspiration was someone's away message.  I should wa...
Posted by Party Master on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:29:00 PST

You Smell Like The Inside Of My Momma's Purse

Some things I like to do: When I'm making food, pretend I'm the host of a cooking show. Kneel down in the shower and pretend I'm a midget. While in class, I pretend it's a United Nations meeting Eat c...
Posted by Party Master on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:06:00 PST

Drinkin a 40, Watching the Bears

I decided to go to Kmart today.  I was excited to use my Associate Discount Card.  Anyway, here in Macomb Kmart is located near a little store I like to call Dollar Tree.  Moral of the ...
Posted by Party Master on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:23:00 PST

I am a Rock, I am the Walrus

It has occurred to me that my birthday is right around the corner.  Roughly 15 days away.  Here is a list of some things I would like to do on the 5th of November. -Piss off a completely str...
Posted by Party Master on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:31:00 PST