Note to Democrats: I Ain't Your Bitch |
The Democratic party can reasonably expect to lose two Governor's seats tonight. And they might slowly but surely be losing a lot more than that.I'm a Democrat.I'm a Liberal Democrat.And call me crazy...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:04:00 GMT |
The Mutant Banana |
I'm stopping the presses for this shit.Monday night my friend in Texas bit into a banana and cringed. The banana was filled with a blood-like substance.So I asked her what any of you would: has it bee...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:56:00 GMT |
First Annual Spooktacular Poetry Blog |
Halloween is now the second most popular holiday, right behind Christmas. Adults sure have taken to it. I was engaged in a discussion about psychoanalytic defense mechanisms earlier. Reaction Formatio...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:35:00 GMT |
Cedric Benson |
At this time last year Cedric Benson had been left for dead. He had been judged an unworthy teammate, a coward and a complete bust by those who should have known him best. That's why when Cedric Benso...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:14:00 GMT |
Rush Limbaugh Learns a Lesson |
Rush Limbaugh spent the first fifteen minutes of his radio program today explaining that the reason he was dropped from a group of his buddies that are attempting to buy the St Louis Rams is the ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:11:00 GMT |
Ed McMahon |
I used to have this unconscious habit of saying "And that's how you do that," every time I did something I thought I was doing well. I never even knew I was doing it until someone I worked with pointe...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
Tim Tebow's Brain |
I remember 9/11. I remember it mostly for two reasons: I was working in a strip club and it was football season. The actual morning I was playing internet hearts with someone from France, someone from...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:20:00 GMT |
Apple Picking Time |
Here in Northern Illinois long about October it's become very fashionable for couples and families to go pick apples. People seem to show the same exhuberance every summer over corn boils. I see women...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:04:00 GMT |
Roman Polanski |
I don't really have a topic for this blog. I"m really more curious what some of you think. Especially on this Roman Polanski issue. I'd always had it in my brain that this was a woman closer to eighte...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:31:00 GMT |
Why Getting a $4,149 Medical Bill Makes My Day |
Around two this afternoon I see the post office jeep drive away, which can mean only one thing... a new bill in my mailbox. But which will it be: Con Ed, AT+T, who knows.None of the above. Or neither ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:47:00 GMT |
