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it's just me, Kate

smiling is my favorite

About Me

Here's something "about me": I hate responding to generic "about me" fields.

My Interests

I haven't seen Brandon in about 900 years

I'd like to meet:

studly studmuffins who take cheesy--oops, I mean sexy pictures with their shirts off and want to "hit me up" on aim. mm... those guys make me cream all over myself.

Music:

I like music, but I don't like talking about it. Ask me about music if you want to piss me off or make me otherwise annoyed and perturbed at your complete lack of respect and disregard for my feelings on this subject.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. Particularly movies featuring a character with a strong/distinct personality. I could name some, but then I would feel bad for any I would forget or leave out.

Television:

I'd like to start by saying that if you don't appreciate Arrested Developement, I have no general desire to consort with you or your kind. I probably will, but only because I'm all talk. Still, my feelings toward you will greatly depreciate. Do not make the mistake of thinking they won't.Also, let it be known that any fans of Jay Leno should avoid this subject at all costs if they want any chance of becoming even a mere acquaintance of mine. I will defend David to the death (probably not really to the death, it's an exaggeration I'm using to make the point that I have very strong feelings on the subject. please don't get the wrong idea. I couldn't beat up my 5 year old brother, let alone a beastly jay leno fan)I like TV. I like it too much, and am not ashamed to admit it. At least I recognize that. At least I don't watch crap daytime television. I mean, at least there's that.Other shows that are of INTEREST to me include Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen, Sealab, The OC, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, lots of shows on the Science Channel, Nick@Nite(especially, but not limited to three's company and family ties), etc. I love Alton Brown. BOSTON LEGAL ROCKS

Books:

Books are good too.

Heroes:

whoever invented the garbage can with a snout and William Shatner. also Alton Brown.

My Blog

No. I do not have herpes. No... not crabs either.

myspace is so much work/upkeep.  I don't have time for this shit.  I don't have time to sit down for a half-hour everyday and be funny.  I'm funny all day long.  Why would I wanna ...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:39:00 PST

Who Made You That Poncho Sweater

Martha Stewart likes taxidermy.  She collects dead animals.  When her friend was asked why she collects taxidermic animals, he replied, "No one loves animals as much as Martha."  That d...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST

Crystal Meth Is Not Candy

Game night is fun.  Why do people pretend it's not?  Everyone always whines, "Games....barf.  Games suck.  They are boring and I hate them.  I'd rather do nothing at all then ...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:58:00 PST

Campbells Tomato Soup: PossibiliTies

Andy Warholl once said he didn't understand why people paid money for facials, because all a facial is is washing your face for more than five minutes.  That's kind of true, but facials-if y...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:03:00 PST

Who Is Toyota Trying To Kid?

Toyota Avalon recently issued a commercial advertising magic windshield wipers that turn on when the car senses rain.  There are many things that annoy me about this commercial.  The first ...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:54:00 PST

White Chocolate Isn't Really Chocolate

Once I read a book called The Boxman.  It was about a guy who lived in a cardboard box.  It was existential and strange.  I didn't finish it.
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:30:00 PST

reheated curly fries just aren't that good

I had a fantastic day today: I broke the pedicure station at my salon I bought way too many bagels, and forgot cream cheese I went to Target and bought stuff that I needed I went in Ulta f...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

#51: I like when guys say "pretty"

The other day I heard george michael's song "I want your sex." Yeah. That song sucks. It's horrible. If someone were to play that song with the intention of getting me in the sack with the...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

#50: this old thing? why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look!

HOW TO EAT A GRAPE--a collaborative blog composed by vanessa dufoe and kate eakman in recognition of this, kate's 50th blog--Go to the store (preferable grocery) and buy them (the grapes, that is...or...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

#49: I just wanna sit and stare at you

So, yesterday was rather interesting.  here are some random things I have to say about it: I have a crush on just about everyone who works at Discount Tire Co. on Perryville.  ok, so maybe I...
Posted by it's just me, Kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST