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About Me

SE LI PRENDERÀ DA DIETRO E MI SPINGO NELLA VOSTRA MENTE, QUANDO MINIMI LO PREVEDETE, LO PROVERETE E RIFIUTERETE? SE IM IN CARICA E LI CURA GRADISCE UN BAMBINO, VOI LASCI VANNO SELVAGGIO? LASCI LA MIA BOCCA ANDARE A DOVE DESIDERA MAI?
Click to zoom in on my visitor map! You can also make your own!* * * Madonna

Add to My Profile | More Videos* * *I guess this is the part where i have to write about myself, right? but DOES ANYONE EVER READ THIS PART !! oh well here i go... Im perty much a laid back kinda guy. Im hella funny, so i try to be, there's not one day where i cant go without cracking a joke. Unless im feeling down then you'll know. But i always try to be positive, i dont like negative attitude. I am also very outgoing and love to try new things, anything and everything, atleast once. Like they say "DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT". I love to travel, ive been to San Francisco a hundred times, but i guess that doesnt count since my older brother lives there, so its pertty much a second home to me. I've been to New Hampshire 4 times and stayed in a small town called Atkinson, Massachussetts is awesome, i have been there 2 times for the holidays and i love it. Ive also been to Vermont and Maine. Ive also stayed in Averill Park New York, for New Years of 07. So pertty much ive been to NEW ENGLAND, love the country living, i guess im a country boy at heart. Well what more would you like to know about me? ask... and i shall tell...* * * * * *Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.* * * * * Is this pic making you DIZZY??? Really?? Its not moving at all !!! LOL !! * * * * */

My Interests

..My interests tend to vary. I love Photography, ive done small jobs here and there. I still like 35mm not really into digital photography. LOVE black and white, since color is everywhere. Some of my work came out in small local papers, nothing to bragg about, but hey i was excited to see it!! LOL !! I will soon post some of my work here in the near future, and well hope to soon start doing photography again. So if you are interested in a photo shoot let me know.. im NO proffessional but i will do my best. Fashion is also huge interest of mine. At some point i wanted to be a FASHION DESIGNER, when i was a young kid i used to sit there and watch VH1 fashion week. I did my own book of sketches, but nothing was ever in production. I went out and bought a sewing machine and well... dang that thing is hard to use! one day i swear i will make ONE just one design from my book of sketches... OnE dAy....

I'd like to meet:

Those who are fun and outgoing, spontaneous, energetic, positive and honest. But i guess what it all comes to, its not about who i want to meet, but WHOM IVE MET. Every person WHOM ive came in contact with and how THEY've changed my life. "WE ARE ALL TEACHERS".... we all learn something from each other. We learn something NEW each day. *

Music:

I am very eclectic when it comes to music. After a stressful day i like to listen to Ludwig Van Beethoven or Amadeus Mozart to calm me down. But come the weekend and im in the mood for some House, Techno and some lets not forget Trance music. I have to admit i also like Opera, classical, instrumental and orchestras. Oh... salsas, merengues, tango, cumbias, you name it, i love it all !! I hate RAP or should i say CRAP !! enough said..... * ..
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Movies:

DRAMA, SUSPENCE, THRILLERS, AND GOTTA LOVE HORROR... PERTTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT KEEPS ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT !!!

Television:

NCIS, CIS: MIAMI NY, WITHOUT A TRACE, CROSSING JORDAN, MEDIUM, COPS, AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL AND PROJECT RUNWAY.

Books:

I GUESS I HAVE TO BE HONEST, IM NOT MUCH OF A READER. I WILL ONLY READ IT IF IT HITS MY INTEREST, LIKE THE HOROSCOPES ON THE UNION TRIBUNE... OH LETS NOT FORGET THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.. IS EVERYTHING ON THAT MAGAZINE TRUE !! LOL !!

Heroes:

The strongest man and woman in the world, my mother and father. For raising me and teaching me everything they know and for loving me for ME. Also to those who fight to defend our freedom. To all our service men and women who stand in the line of fire. *** ** * *
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FREEDOM is not Free....

World War 2 music video Add to My Profile | More VideosThere's always a PRICE we have to pay.... How many more Troops do we have to loose?...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Adult Survey . . .

1. Ever been to a male strip club? 2. Ever been to a female strip club? 3. Ever been to a bar? 4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? 5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhe...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

* * * MASTURBATION TEST * * *

1. How old are you? 2. How tall are you? 3. How much do you weigh? 4. Are you: () Straight () Gay () Bi 5. Have you ever masturbated? () Yes ()No 6. On average, how often do you masturbate? () Less th...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Check out this video: Spente Le Stelle

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Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST

WHITE FRIENDS VS. MEXICAN FRIENDS

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for foodMEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you ou...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:54:00 PST

CAN YOU READ THIS???

Can you raed tihs?Olny sxey poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

PENIS REQUESTS A RAISE

Dear Management,I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off ...
Posted by ~* UsUs MaGiStEr eSt OpTiMuS *~ on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST