Got my Chevrolet truck in the driveway
Me 'n my dog are gonna hit the fuckin' highway
Picking up floosies and eatin' peyote
My mullet's so big I don't know when it rains
I got a whitey wife-beater sticky with sweat
When I lift up my arms y'all die from the stench
And it's okay to poke fun, I don't mind
At least I ain't Kid Rock! (That talentless swine...) Cowboy...
I like Skynyrd and Neil Young
Girls that are too young
Sippin' a cold one
Out in the hot sun
I got "NO TEETH" as my liscence plate
My wife is so fat I wouldn't do her to procreate! (Get back in the house...!)
(This ain't moonshine!)
I hate white people! People...po!
People...po!
I like to shoot things and bring 'em home
"What's for dinner, hun?"
The neighbors garden gnome!
My mother's a whore, I heard she sleeps in a ditch
I'm an inbred motherfuckin' son of a bitch!
I'm a hick, a toothpick with pasty white skin
My double-barelled shotgun is what I'm in love with
Gimme the roadkill! Gimme the cheap swill! Gimme the whole deal! Whew-ee!
I get so fed up at family reumions
I don't know who I've banged from all my cousins
Buzzin' off J.D. I'm pretty high
With my daddy's ol' six string I"m singing about life
Call me a trash talking S.O.B.
I bet you don't count your pets on your family tree!
What am I except a trailer park honkee?
Ask my grandpa, she's the one on the donkee!
(Shut up and finish yer dog...!)
-Kris Marcotte
Other people who enjoy eating puddin' and taking naps
Jingle Cats
Richard Cheese
Michael Bolton
Lionel Ritchie
Journey
Ohhhhh...big mama
I like:
Lost
Scubs
Arrested Development
Curb your Enthusiasm
The Office
and anything on Much Music
Top 4 books of 2004
1. Seductive Poison by Deborah Layton
2. Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer
3. Lords of Chaos by Michael Moynihan & Didrik Soderlind
4. Dietrich a biography by Ean Wood
Top 5 books of 2005
1. The Davinchi Code by Dan Brown
2. Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
3. Memoirs of a geisha by by Arthur Golden
4. Harry Potter and the Half blood prince by J.K. Rowling
5. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Top 6 books of 2006
1. A million little pieces by James Frey
2. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
3. Running with Scissors by Augustin Burroughs
4. He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
I would turn on the TV
but it's so embarrassing
to see all the other people
I don't know what they mean
and it was magic at first
when they spoke without sound
but now this world is gonna hurt
you better turn that thing down
Turn it around
Well it wasn't me says the boy with the gun
sure i pulled the trigger but it needed to be done
because life's been killin' me ever since it begun
you cant blame me cause i'm too young
You cant blame me, sure the killer was my son
but I didn't teach him to pull the trigger of the gun
It's the killing on his TV screen
You can't blame me, it's those images he sees
Well, You can't blame me says the media man
Well I wasn't the one that came up with the plan
and I just point my camera what the people wanna see
man it's a two way mirror and you can't blame me
You can't blame me says the singer of the song
or the maker of the movie which he based his life on
It's only entertainment and as anyone can see
it's smoke machines and make-up, man, you can't fool me
It was you
it was me
it was every man
We all got the blood on our hands
we only receive what we demand
And if we want hell then hell is what well have
And I would turn on the TV
but it's so embarrassing
to see all the other people
don't even know what they mean
and it was magic at first
but let every one down
Now this world is gonna hurt
You better turn it around
turn it around