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Dirty Pirate Whore

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About Me

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My Interests

Writing, reading, Nerding out, MELROSE PLACE!!! buying wierdly artistic kitchen items (google the Ex Knife set) apparently I really enjoy moving as I've done it twice in the past month. Sunday mornings in bed, Max Malandrino artwork, Loving, living and never regretting.

I'd like to meet:

I pretty much am an angry loner who hangs out alone and watches Cosby Show reruns. So maybe Bill Cosby and Lisa Bonet. I like Lisa because she actually made the 80s look hot. Other than that, maybe Flea from the Chili Peppers.

Music:

Amy Winehouse, RHCP, STARS, Amy Milan, Emily Haines, Daft Punk, Jurassic 5, Massive Attack, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Chet Baker, Ratatat.

Movies:

I love my jaqcues Cousteau pacific Explorations DVDs. LOVE THEM. I really like to learn about the world around me. I also just purchased the Little Mermaid. But my loves of all loves for movies? Same Time Next year. It's a beautiful little movie based on a broadway play starring Alan Alda. It's older than dirt but I LOVE IT!!!

Television:

Arrested Development is the only show I've seen to really encapsulate everything I need in a TV program. I do admit though, the second Laguna beach hits the air again I WILL BE THERE!! I'm currently investing some heavy hours into watching season two of Melrose Place with my good partner in crime Twitan.

Books:

Just finished Scar tissue by Anthony Kiedis. Also going to invest a little time into reading this book a friend was telling me about on a study on Englishmen.. DOn't know the name though. I really love books by Augusten Burroughs, Michael Ondaatje, Kurt Vonnegut, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway. I love autobiographies and am always looking for another book to read. I find the art of reading has definitly been put to the backburner for most people and because we live in such a RUSH society, it's almost backwards to set that time aside to invest in a book. But I find the more I slow down, the more enjoyment I can really get.

Heroes:

My mams, My Grams, My love, My friends.

My Blog

Scars, scars,scars

Tonight, I feel like writing but to be fair I have nothing to write about. I keep recalling childhood memories but none are interesting enough to delve really into. Was there the time that I gashed&nb...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

HUNG OVER.

It's funny how being in a relationship blurs the lines. I'm sure not everyone has this problem and I'm fairly confident there are a lot of people out there who are really well adjusted. I however, lik...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Alberta is the land of jobs

I have a great resume. It's conscise, beautifully articulate, experienced and just generally printed on lovely paper. Alberta is the land of jobs. it's almost inexcusable to not have one if you need o...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Like the sunset over the city

It struck me as funny, while I washed my dishes in my new 1950s style apartment, that in all the time that's passed nothing's changed. After, as I stood on my balcony and watched the traffic hustle li...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

God save The Queens

Today while throwing away time at my menial chore of a job, I got to serve a table unlike any other. They glowed, they glistened, They were everything I had hoped to want in a table. They were& A tabl...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

How to control the shit

So for no apparent reason other than I drastically cut my hair I have begunt aking lots of vitamins. not just like A vitamin when I wake up.. more like enough pills to rival an AIDS patient. And I sit...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Elder Abuse

This is the only thing I've ever really published. it makes me feel happy but sad that they didn't publish it under its original title which you see here today. Elder Abuse   This is a tale of my...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Youre Not As Smart As You Think You Are

  Youre Not As Smart As You Think You Are   So you have just entered your freshman year at college. Youre thinking to yourself, how hard can it really be? High school was a breeze and this t...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

My 6 wierd habits or something

So apparently I'm supposed to write this and tag people or something, I'm not sure, but whatever, I guess this will be interesting as you will see I'm not much for blogging....   6 wierd things: ...
Posted by Dirty Pirate Whore on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST