* Basketweaving - a talent, only I, can achieve, for pure enlightenment.
Im totally into anything that will make me look like im super cool. I mean someone has to do it.
Im also into stuff, now Im not racist cause things are cool too, but stuff is like heaps. So I totally dig stuff.
I'd like to meet:
a man...is that like totally possible??
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Lord Farquar
Birthday:
31.12.1985
Birthplace:
Wasnt born, I grew on a tree.
Current Location:
In front of my Computer
Eye Color:
I dunno I cant see my eyes
Hair Color:
Poo-Brown
Height:
Small
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right FOOT
Your Heritage:
Chinese....seriously I saw this asian guy who looked like me, but he was asian, and had tanned skin and was a man and hairy legs and picked his nose but other than that we are twins.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
None...I lost them
Your Weakness:
Man bOObs....On BIG HAIRY MEN
Your Fears:
That Im like a Giant Fat Shit
Your Perfect Pizza:
you on it ;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Not to loose anymore shoes.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
CIAO (thats Ciao not CHOW)
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Who is next to me?? AHHHHHHH
Your Best Physical Feature:
My 3rd LEg
Your Bedtime:
Do you want to watch me sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory:
I dunno, I missed it
Pepsi or Coke:
Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Chinese
Single or Group Dates:
The more the better?? How awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Hate tea...Do i Look like a tea drinker?
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate (Duh Im a girl)
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Yuck
Do you Smoke:
Like a chimney on Fire
Do you Swear:
Fuck nO
Do you Sing:
Perfectly
Do you Shower Daily:
*sniffs underarms* sometimes
Have you Been in Love:
lets just not go there
Do you want to go to College:
Im not an A-MER-RIC-CAN...University Bitch
Do you want to get Married:
Yes, doesnt mean Someone wants to marry me
Do you belive in yourself:
I believe that Im the shit
Do you get Motion Sickness:
after a big night drinking in a cab
Do you think you are Attractive:
im the shizzle on your nizzle
Are you a Health Freak:
Yep Im sooo eating a giant quater pounder right now
Do you get along with your Parents:
They love me (its all in the contract)
Do you like Thunderstorms:
YEp
Do you play an Instrument:
*looks both ways* no joking but i used to play the flute...now I mainly play the ass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
I occasionally have a nip or two
In the past month have you Smoked:
Like yeah I heard it totally makes you cool
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
is love a drug?? Hahah LAMMMMMEEEEE
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
hmmmm lets avoid that one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Shopping centre...YES I LOVE SHOPPING
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
noooooooooooooo..tho I may have shat them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
is frozen chicken count? Cause it totally wasnt cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage:
I am centre Stage...watch me shake my ass
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Dropped like a hot potato
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Yes thought id tan up my white ass
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
No but someone stole my drinks.
Ever been Drunk:
Haha Umm there was this one time in Robarta??
Ever been called a Tease:
i tease the remote control to change channels
Ever been Beaten up:
Yeh my 5yr old nephew :( sad but true
Ever Shoplifted:
yeAh im a total theif (refer to the question three above this)
How do you want to Die:
With Alan Iverson (ohhhhhhhhhhh)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
I want to be a tree
What country would you most like to Visit:
Canada (nothing hotter than canadian accents)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
white
Favourite Hair Color:
white
Short or Long Hair:
white
Height:
white
Weight:
white
Best Clothing Style:
white
Number of Drugs I have taken:
all of them and some i just made up cause im squirtle
Number of CDs I own:
like 1 single.
Number of Piercings:
find them ;)
Number of Tattoos:
4 all on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
eating that quarter pounder...BRB Toilet's a-calling
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