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some call me exotic, you can call me lunch

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About Me

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Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag! ..END THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAGWell A hoy hoy there me earty's. Welcome to me world, ye buck-a-neers. Well I'm a pirate and I do pirate things, like steal ships, drink beer from ye old tin cup, I have a parrot and also I have a wooden leg. I like me frilly shirts, and strips are very fashionable. So all ye fat shits off me fucking ship...argggggghhhhhh.Anyways enough of the pirating (although it amuses my nephews). Just here for some fun, as you can see by my pics/slides, I dont care how you see me, cause its me (in my good to absolutely horrible states) I dont bite, well not hard anyways. Send me a message and Ill try to reply but lets be honest people, i dont want to see your little man on cam, and dont do cyber, just hear for some good clean fun....NOW PLAY BALL! purple monkey dishwasher (if you like simspons you will get it)

My Interests

* Basketweaving - a talent, only I, can achieve, for pure enlightenment. Im totally into anything that will make me look like im super cool. I mean someone has to do it. Im also into stuff, now Im not racist cause things are cool too, but stuff is like heaps. So I totally dig stuff.

I'd like to meet:


a man...is that like totally possible??
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lord Farquar
Birthday: 31.12.1985
Birthplace: Wasnt born, I grew on a tree.
Current Location: In front of my Computer
Eye Color: I dunno I cant see my eyes
Hair Color: Poo-Brown
Height: Small
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right FOOT
Your Heritage: Chinese....seriously I saw this asian guy who looked like me, but he was asian, and had tanned skin and was a man and hairy legs and picked his nose but other than that we are twins.
The Shoes You Wore Today: None...I lost them
Your Weakness: Man bOObs....On BIG HAIRY MEN
Your Fears: That Im like a Giant Fat Shit
Your Perfect Pizza: you on it ;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to loose anymore shoes.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: CIAO (thats Ciao not CHOW)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is next to me?? AHHHHHHH
Your Best Physical Feature: My 3rd LEg
Your Bedtime: Do you want to watch me sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: I dunno, I missed it
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chinese
Single or Group Dates: The more the better?? How awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hate tea...Do i Look like a tea drinker?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (Duh Im a girl)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney on Fire
Do you Swear: Fuck nO
Do you Sing: Perfectly
Do you Shower Daily: *sniffs underarms* sometimes
Have you Been in Love: lets just not go there
Do you want to go to College: Im not an A-MER-RIC-CAN...University Bitch
Do you want to get Married: Yes, doesnt mean Someone wants to marry me
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that Im the shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: after a big night drinking in a cab
Do you think you are Attractive: im the shizzle on your nizzle
Are you a Health Freak: Yep Im sooo eating a giant quater pounder right now
Do you get along with your Parents: They love me (its all in the contract)
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEp
Do you play an Instrument: *looks both ways* no joking but i used to play the flute...now I mainly play the ass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I occasionally have a nip or two
In the past month have you Smoked: Like yeah I heard it totally makes you cool
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is love a drug?? Hahah LAMMMMMEEEEE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmmmm lets avoid that one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Shopping centre...YES I LOVE SHOPPING
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: noooooooooooooo..tho I may have shat them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: is frozen chicken count? Cause it totally wasnt cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am centre Stage...watch me shake my ass
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dropped like a hot potato
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes thought id tan up my white ass
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No but someone stole my drinks.
Ever been Drunk: Haha Umm there was this one time in Robarta??
Ever been called a Tease: i tease the remote control to change channels
Ever been Beaten up: Yeh my 5yr old nephew :( sad but true
Ever Shoplifted: yeAh im a total theif (refer to the question three above this)
How do you want to Die: With Alan Iverson (ohhhhhhhhhhh)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a tree
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada (nothing hotter than canadian accents)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: white
Short or Long Hair: white
Height: white
Weight: white
Best Clothing Style: white
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them and some i just made up cause im squirtle
Number of CDs I own: like 1 single.
Number of Piercings: find them ;)
Number of Tattoos: 4 all on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: eating that quarter pounder...BRB Toilet's a-calling

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Music:

RA-RA SINGING, SHES LIKE THE SHIT... I swear to god, she made it to the third round of Australian Idol (Fuck you mark for voting her off)

Movies:


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My Blog

Emo.....

Okay so I know, my page is all emo and shit, but I like it. Als jullie niet verkiezen het, toen jullie kunnen mijn ezel zoenen. Ik vermoed ik slechts doe dit vanwege de adam, hij type gekregene om mij...
Posted by some call me exotic, you can call me lunch on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST

FILL IN THE BLANK SPACES

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Posted by some call me exotic, you can call me lunch on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Easter

Easter...the celebrations that last about 2-3 days with your family, with extra church goings on this period.  I, myself, didn't attend church, much to my parents annoyance.But talking to my frie...
Posted by some call me exotic, you can call me lunch on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:22:00 PST

THE ULTIMATE NET FIGHT

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Posted by some call me exotic, you can call me lunch on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST