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Leefordlyle

leefordlyle

About Me

Professional Drinker. Skilled in the arts of Tomfoolery, Shenanigans, Wordsmithing, and other various absurdities.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

fun.Drinking, movies, video games, grilling, sports, music

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, fun people who enjoy drinking and talking. I also tend to be drawn to those who imbibe until foolishness runs rampant.
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Music:

Kings of Leon, tool, Replacements, BTE, Hayden, Hendrix, Blind Melon, Radiohead, perfect circle, Jeff Buckley, tenacious D, Silversun Pickups, Yo la Tengo, and Curtis Mayfield...

Movies:

Pulp fiction, schindlers list, Kicking and Screaming, Almost Famous, Spun, Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Bad Love, The Professional, Rushmore, Fandango, Reservoir Dogs, Momento, Shortbus, Crash, Biloxi Blues, the Breakfast Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Snatch, the 9th Configuration

Television:

Californication, Entourage, Deadwood, Daily show, moonlighting, sanford and son, three's company, South Park, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Dexter, and anything about cooking...

Books:

Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, Big Bad Love, Last Night on Earth Poems, Hot Water Music

Heroes:

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."Arthur Miller

My Blog

Conversations with Caleb, or a lack thereof.

For those that do not know, I like to drink. I like to drink a lot. This love of the booze did not just attack me one morning on my way to work, my family has a strong penchant for the alcohol. For m...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

A recollection of Stumbling, as best I can remember it.

The phone rang. It was 4:30 in the afternoon, and Jenzi was calling. I was asleep. "Lee, are you there. I can't really hear you.", she said, assuming the trouble was with her phone. "No, no, it's goo...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

Communication with the ladies can be tricky

This past weekend, I was once again reminded of the benefits involved in choosing your words carefully. This is not to say that I was incorrect in the usage of the language, I'm just pointing out tha...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST

The right way to wake up in the morning.

It was early. I usually rise about 7 AM and today was no exception. But today was an exception, since this morning, there was a stunning beauty laying naked in my bed. And as always, I woke up "in th...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST

Fine dining downtown

Circa Distance from Westin  good walk, about 4 blocks What they offer that you can't get anywhere else  I believe the best food in downtown Memphis         ...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST

Beginning of the downtown eatery guide

God loves Memphis, and so should you. However, you should be fully aware that the Lord God almighty will smite you from on high if you do not, in good faith, at least attempt to eat at one of the "ho...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

Sexy encounter

  Last nite, the stars were beautiful. The wind blew through the trees, and the mood was right. The mood was right, for a little "2 A.M. delight". I had met her a Celtic, a proven place for good...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:45:00 PST

Pit Stop

Last evening, believe it or not, I was drunk. I met some friends for dinner at Side Street, where the drinking began, and then I went with Leo to finally see my friend Cameron's band play at Newbys. ...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:37:00 PST

Your prayers are needed&

Please keep our friends at the black lodge video in your thoughts and prayers. They are really going through some difficult times. Recently, the Good Lord has smitten them, in much the same way as he...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Manage-a-sexy

Recently, I have graduated to a new level of sexual awakening. While I am not a man with an abundance of experience, I am not entirely useless in the bedroom either. Last week I had an encounter that...
Posted by Leefordlyle on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST