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Bruce

I want it all: The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!

About Me

What do you want to know? I'm managing an optometrist's office in Dearborn At least until I get my MCSE and get a plum IT position. Could I BE any more boring?

I'm a trivia junkie. Just try me.

My Jeep is cooler than life itself.

I like to keep up on what's going on in the world. Politics and international relations and such seem to interest me more and more.

I'll save anyone the time and trouble of coming to this on their own. I'm a dork. However, I still manage to be pretty damn cool.
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My Interests

I read a lot... mostly nonfiction, but I'm slowly but surely working my way through all kinds of works of literature, classic and modern. It's an uphill battle.

Quirky humor

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

Music:

Anything as long as it does not suck.

This means you, American Idol!

Television:

The genius of pop culture parody that is The Simpsons.
House
24
My Name Is Earl
Dexter
Real Time with Bill Maher

Books:

It'd be easier just to take a picture of my bookshelf. I need another one... sad but true.

My Blog

What the Democrats won't be doing before the election.

The following is an excerpt from HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, from his New Rules segment:New Rule: Congress is for closers.Listen up Democrats, it's as simple as ABC... Always Be Closing. First...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:53:00 PST