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Mike Foster

Roflcer of the Lawl

About Me



I MAJORED IN FUCKING TRASH TALK SOMEONE PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH

My friends Josh and Zbot:

My Interests

calvin and hobbes, black and white photography, philosophy, anime, comedians, hyper dogs, surfing, confetti eggs

I'd like to meet:

Someone with no faults that thinks I have no faults.

also:

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Smashing Pumpkins and......did I say Smashing Pumpkins? Also, Tupac, The AqauBats, Bouncing Souls, The Zep, myself (I'm a band), Clint Mansell, Rana, and stuff...

Movies:

Die Hard, Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Se7en, Point Break, Hudson Hawk, Amelie, Ninja Turtles (1), Transformers (the movie), American Psycho, Dress to Kill (izzard), Carlin on Campus, Jackie Brown, Casino, Bringing Out the Dead, Payback,

Television:

Sea Lab 2021, Brak show, Aqua teen hunger force, the simpsons, comedy central presents, the daily show, tough crowd, Ren and Stimpy, Tom and Jerry, Rockos Modern Life, Pete and Pete, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Sifl and Olly, Seasame Street, Mr Rogers

Books:

any of the Calvin and Hobbes collections, Winogrand's Man in the Crowd, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, Biographies of Comics(Chaplin, Kaufman, Williams)

Heroes:

Anyone that succeeded just on being handsome but had no real talents or abilities.

My Blog

Dane Cook Fists Children

Today I saw someone with a Dane Cook tattoo.  It’s his trademark ultra middle finger or whatever the fuck it is.  You know, it’s really really funny because instead of one finger...
Posted by Mike Foster on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

Packed

Everything is ready to go.  As long as the airline doesn’t give me shit about Goose I’m set.To celebrate this and my bro’s birthday we’re skydiving on Wed, so if I die jus...
Posted by Mike Foster on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

ROBOTS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

SERIOUSLY.
Posted by Mike Foster on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

a warning

Just so everyone knows, if you’re going through your TV guide thingy and you see the "Incredible Dog Challenge", don’t get excited.It’s not really on, they put basketball there inste...
Posted by Mike Foster on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

Minority Report 2.0 (not about mexicans)

Remember like, ten months ago when I posted about how every copy of Minority Report I rent is damaged at a random place halfway through?Well, I finally bought a copy so that I wouldn't have that issue...
Posted by Mike Foster on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

A Question of Ettiquette (and/or Protocol)

For those of you new to myspace and blogs, "commenting" is the function that exists allowing you to visually and publicly reply to various parts of the myspace world.  It is a widely believed fac...
Posted by Mike Foster on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:15:00 PST

Periods arent just punctuation anymore!

So Mobley rescued this pitbull that was hanging around the hospital.  She's a sweet enough dog, but she's not fixed and my house looks like a tampon.  And not the good kind, either, like the...
Posted by Mike Foster on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST

on Rob Churchwell

Sometimes I find myself adrift in your eyes, similar to the USS Indianapolis survivors adrift in the Pacific ocean.Would your heart let me die of dehydration or by shark?...
Posted by Mike Foster on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

starting now

I've decided to compile a list of qualities that will exclude you from my friendship. In no particular order, here they are:1. You find any member of Fall Out Boy attractive2. You are from the midw...
Posted by Mike Foster on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST

hey myspace

Are there any real people left? Or is everyone a robot trying to scam me into keylogging or watching a webcam?Cause I'm sick of your robot games!...
Posted by Mike Foster on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST