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Thrash Master Jawzâ„¢/Metal Warlord

You won't get very far telling ghost stories to corpses.

About Me


This is Mrs. Jawz. She is the coolest chick you will ever meet. She completes me.
What metal band are you?
Opeth
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What Slayer Member are you?
I am a big, burley, longhaired, pierced, tattooed metal/hardcore singer, (Course of Anger,Althazea), and fucking proud of it! I got lotsa tissues for my issues! I am a down to earth, kind hearted old soul who wants nothing more than happiness for the people that I know give a shit about me. I have the "you scratch my back, and i'll scratch yours" mentallity because I was raised well, and have learned alot about life through recent experiences. I work an honest paying job, have my own home, and a great soulmate. I do well at whatever it is I set out to do, and try to be as humble as possible when dealing with others. No one ever said life was easy. I try to sift through the sea of challenges with open senses and curious mind. What makes me so special you ask? Nothing that dosn't make you, or anyone else for that matter any more special than the next fool! *All content, (except photos) is copywritten by Jawz inc. Any misusage, slander, or lible is stricktly prohibited, and will not be tolerated. In other words: "Don't be a hater, bitch! "
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My Interests



Living, Eating, Sleeping, Hangin' out with my chums, Writing, Shwilling shots of Jagermeister and singing METAL, Banging my fucking head, Thrashing unsuspecting victims, Throwing myself down flights of stairs, Shitting my pants for for fun and profit$, Slugging myself in the genitalia, Meeting new people, Listening to music, Being outdoors, Tattoos, Gaining knowledge of things that I dig, Movies, Art, and METAL!

I'd like to meet:

God, Jesus Christ, Lucifer, artistic beings, intelligent life from other planets, musicians, poets, realists, Ink collectors, and anyone who shares the love of METAL!

Music:

Various forms of Metal: DEATH/THRASH/GRIND: Slayer, Opeth, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, In Flames, At The Gates, Fear Factory, 3 Inches of Blood, Acid Bath, Venom, Motorhead, Celtic Frost, Coroner, Carnivore, D.R.I, Death Angel, Exodus, Overkill, Old Metallica, Old Megadeth, Old Sepultura, Anthrax, Testament, Vio-lence, Atrophy, Artillery, Dark Angel, Nasty Savage, Tankard, Heathen, Sadus, Nuclear Assault, Kreator, Possessed, Sodom, Forbidden, Deceased, Hirax, Sacred Reich, Hatework, Dead Horse, Municipal Waste, Atheist, Suffocation, Obituary, Behemoth, Witchery, Bolt Thrower, The Crown, Entombed, Nile, Paths of Possession, The Red Chord, Soilent Green, Strapping Young Lad, Sigh, Neurosis, Meshuggah, Cryptopsy, Morbid Angel, Macabre, Mastodon, Faith No More, Tool, D. Escape Plan, Pantera, Nevermore, Carcass, Arch Enemy, Death, S.O.D, Napalm Death. I could go on forever! STONER ROCK/DOOM: Clutch, Kyuss, Fu Manchu, Nebula, Scissorfight, Nashville Pussy, Orange Goblin, Monster Magnet, Trouble, B.L.S, C.O.C, Down, Saint Vitus, Sleep, Yob, Electric Wizard, Cathedral, High on Fire, Warhorse, Witchcraft, any band Wino has been in, Melvins, so on and so fourth. HARDCORE: Cro-mags, Agnostic Front, Madball, Bad Brains, Hatebreed, and Sick of it All. CLASSIC ROCK: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, J. Hendrix, The Doors, Kiss, AC/DC, and The Stooges. PUNK: Misfits, The Dwarves,The Accused, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Sex Pistols, and Ramones. INDUSTRIAL: Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Skinny Puppy, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Bill Laswell, Pigface, and Killing Joke. Jazz, Funk, some rap like Cypress Hill and N.W.A. As long as its NOT COUNTRY!

Movies:


The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Waking Life, Dreamcatcher, Requium For a Dream, Hellraiser, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, The Cell, Pulp Fiction, N. Born Killers, Monkey Bone, Taxi Driver, (or any Deniro movie for that matter), Seven, Fight Club, Dawn of the Dead, Dogma, The Nightmare Before Christmas, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Star Wars, The Crow, Jacobs Ladder, Cheech N' Chong, Aliens, Terminator, The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Omen, Saw, Super Troopers, Creepshow, Summer of Sam, The Wall, X-men, Batman, The Doors, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Clerks, The Shining, Raising Arizona, American Psycho, High Tension, Kalifornia, Night of the Living Dead, Phantasm, May, UHF, The Princess Bride, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Window, (or any Jonny Depp movie for that matter), Full Metal Jacket, Evil Dead, Spaceballs, The Serpent and the Rainbow, From Dusk till Dawn, Some Kind of Monster, Blade Runner, Dune, The People Under the Stairs, Easy Rider, and So many more!

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter,That 70's Show, The News, N.F.L, Court shows, Cops, and Headbangers Ball. I also like to smash Televisions with sledge hammers.

Books:

Do magazines and liner notes count as books? (LOL) No One Gets Out Here Alive, Comic Graphic Novels (Wolverine & Batman), The Necronomicon, The Bible, Choosing Death, Lords of Chaos, Art books, Suicide Girls, and The Dictionary.

Heroes:

God, My Parents, (R.I.P.), Slayer, Iron Maiden, H.P Lovecraft, S. King, Clive Barker, Wes Craven, Robert Deniro, Anthony Hopkins, H.R. Giger, Derek Riggs, Dave Mckean, Travis Smith, Coop, Todd Macfarland, Ozzy, Ren and Stimpy, Beavers, Hunter S. Thompson, Timothy Leary, Henry Rollins, Jello Biafra, Chuck Shuldiner, Cronos, Tom G. Warrior, Onkel Tom Angelripper, Jim Morrison, Dax Riggs, Max Cavalera, Bruce Campbell, Lemmy, Jay and Silent Bob, Chewbacca, your Mother and your Sister. ART GOD ED REPKA!!!

My Blog

I think I know it all, don't I?

1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yeah boyeeeeeeee!!! OUCH. 2. How old are you? 666 years young. 3. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten? Squid. 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Whatev...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

I thought this one was good.

..0ne. Word. Survey.You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.Not as easy as you might think...1. yourself:METAL.2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:Soulmate.3. Your hair?Long.4. Your mother?MISSED.5. Your Father?MISSED.6...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

Find something better to do with your time........

Now the ex-drummer, ( I'm not even metioning his name because I DON"T PLAY GAMES) is saying that he is TAKING LEGAL ACTION on me for saving and loading pics into my Photobucket that he had on his...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:01:00 PST

IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP, THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE?

ON THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE, (MY WEDDING DAY) THOSE PEOPLE (YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE) THAT SAID THEY WERE GOING TO ATTEND YESTERDAY (JUNE 3RD), AND DIDN'T CALL OR EMAIL ME TO LET ...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:45:00 PST

Brand new METAAAAL survey and my humble answers.

1.How long have you been listening to metal? All of my life, really. 2.How did you get into heavy metal?My mom and my dad listened to Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, so I was exposed to it at an ...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

I guess its not my kind of scene anymore.

"Mosh" pits in the 80's were longhaired, high top wearing, leather or jean jacket sportin' stage divers. In the 90's pits were either hopping like bunny rabbit Adidas wearing nu-beez, or testosterone-...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:39:00 PST

Musical Quiz/survey and my answers.

1. Of all the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you own the most albums by?Slayer or Black Sabbath.2. What was the last song you listened to?"Mindfields" from Soilwork.3. What's in ...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:26:00 PST

Happy new year? Whats new about it? Its the same shit!

 Its just gonna be the same old shit. People givin' me shit, the weather is shit, get shitty treatment of my band, shitty drivers on the road, shitty job, shitty "friends", shit, shit, shit and m...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:55:00 PST

Message to Jim.

 You are damn right. But the reality of it is that you got to go through bullshit to get to the top. I understand this, but at the same time I stand firm on my notion that the sound guy shouldn't...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:31:00 PST

Happy fuckin' Hell-idays!

This time of year is a very difficult time for me. My Dad passed away in Nov. of 01' at age 55. My Mother, who was a double amputee, (her legs) passed away in Feb. of 03', also age 55. X-mas used to b...
Posted by Thrash Master Jawz on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:02:00 PST