Rob Taylor

About Me

I hatched from an egg and ate my siblings. My favorite smells are gasoline and fresh plastic packaging. My spirit animal is the flamingo. I used to drive a bike but I always got my shoelaces stuck in the gears, so i threw the motherfucker away. I'd like to make friends with a gigantic seahorse

I edited my profile with a rusty coathanger !

Your IQ Is 65
Your Logical Intelligence is Unreasonably Low

Your Verbal Intelligence is Incomprehensible

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Like a seed in the desert waiting decades to blossom

Your General Knowledge is Embarassing A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

Complicity.

I'd like to meet:

That son of a bitch who ran over my frog.

Music:

Peter Van Schoick

Movies:

The Fisher King.

Television:

Jesus Christ and His mother, Mary, both looking at you at the same damn time with those unnerving cow-like eyes; never blinking, never breathing. weird fucking shit, i tell you what.

Books:

Book Four, House at Pooh Corner, The Joke, Written on the The Body, Anatomy of the Screaming Man, The Master and Margarita, Adultery in a Ghetto Family, Now we Are Six, When We Were Very Young, Winnie the Pooh.