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Peter Van Schoick

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

About Me



Subj: hey! peter!

are you going to old san fran? sisco? because i'm pretty
sure i am. it would be very nice if you would
go too,
if you know hwat i mean.
hwat.
hwat,
..hjwat
and elisha told me you did NOT lick her face, as per my
txt messeage. liar liar god will light your soul on fire.

don't pretenf like your not as drunk as me.

i want to see you in san fransicsco.

p.s. come to san fransisco.

p.s. thanks for mentioning me in your post.

p.s. who is vince? (ha ha!)

p.s. (no really. who the fuck is he?!?!?!)

p.s. Love Rob.

My Interests

Leaks, fingers

I'd like to meet:

Moses. Saul Bellow. Franny.

Music:

The blues

Movies:

I just saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Television:

"Rome"

Books:

Nine Stories

Heroes:

Rob Taylor / Thor (tie)

My Blog

Show me your Its

I'm putting together an It Book. If you've ever played It, you'll know why.So: I need your Its, if you can part with them. Please send them (or a good copy) toPeter Van Schoick1331 Dowdy RdAthens, GA ...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST

Ten facts.

Schneider made me do a blog.   1. "Blog" is a clunky, unlovely word that should be ignored. In fact, I hate the word so much that sometimes, when I’m bored, I write "Blog! Blog!"&...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 13

Mile high lesbian stuff to attend to. But that was funny. I chortled aloud. Into the cancer box I go! P.S. I just said box I plan to embrace the ambush with open arms. Airport security is ridiculous....
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 12

My lipgloss be poppin', my lipgloss be coolwaiting on india arieBE CAREFUL BECAUSE HOME IS THE SAFEST PLACE OF ALLA massive tree just fell on our house. Seriously. Nothing hurt but you can't even see ...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:08:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 11

Pollyannaethylene? That sounds ominous *** AMANDA T: Indeed, BeerFest confronts a number of socioeconomic and political issues. It also offers a glance into the human psyche in its rawest form and is ...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 10

Call me if you want to smoke cigarettes later Ask yourself, would you date a fem body builder? Make it your pepper Megadeth or Metallica on Butt-head's shirt? Cirque de Soleil, bitches Ugly Duck We ha...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 9

ME: I didn't get into grad school JASON: We lost at darts ME: JASON: ME: JASON: Don't drink too much *** I need a female bartender. Any ideas? Also, I have a question about renter rights Weazel king? ...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 8

I was watching "Queer as Folk" last night. Thought of you, princess Too busy! We are going back to Canada! What, you're only inviting girls? I have really rediscovered the tomato sandwich Yeah, my bat...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 7

You eat fluff monkey Ok, I'll talk! Jimmy Three-Shirts has your tee-shirt! I been shakin' fakin' quakin' actin' a donkey...trying to get to you and that monkey... Golden Globes + ice cream = goodbye d...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

Text messages saved in my cell phone, vol. 6

Do you want pizza or are you too nervous? Hooray for happy genitalia It's only gay if you try it twice What flower, motherfucker? [or] Funny, I thought I deflowered her Fire is hot, dumbie Actually, I...
Posted by Peter Van Schoick on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:28:00 PST