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Evan Ryan

Check out the tards on www.myspace.com/thetards.

About Me

I am the drummer and one of the lyricists for a band called The Tards. Check us out. I like heavy metal and other shit. I really want to be able to live off of playing in a band. That would be awesome. Any question you have for me, just ask.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/4/2005
Influences: Working at Hy-Vee and getting rejected by girls.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Judas Priest KC footage on youtube

Judas priest kicked major ass in KC. Video footage of it is available on youtube, but you have to have been there to really enjoy it. It was a crazy show, and i had a woman gind on my head while sitti...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:30:00 PST

I’m likely to perform in omaha

There's a grindcore band called plague of sinai needing a drummer. I'm not joining as an official member or anything, but they have a show scheduled in Omaha on june 21st, and I'm planning ..ing them ...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

Got some lyrics, tell me what you think

Do my own thing..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Evan Ryan   All my life people have told me what to do Everyday I was told how to live my life I was told ...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

The Tards

I recorded shit with the tards today, and today kicked ass. We have a practice spot in Stillwell at the guitarist's mom's house. It's a nice place, and in the middle of nowhere, which is nice. We have...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

Prom sucked balls last night

I went by myself, so I save money. It's nothing to get hyped up and spend hundreds of dollars for. There were shit loads of whores and fake people there, too. And I saw some dude grinding intimatley w...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

Everyone and their dog is having kids

I have a couple friends that are going to become dads and I have some internet friends that are 18 that are already moms. Why, man? I feel so old, and lonely, but I’m not ready for a kid. I can&...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

Orsus

I joined a death metal band called orsus today. I'm still in the tards. I will be playing shows with both bands sometime soon enough.
Posted by Evan Ryan on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:18:00 PST

I’m playing with the tards again, I’m so excited

I originally quit the tards my junior year mainly because of mental block, but that's no more, plus, the tards got way farther and had more practices and shows than mental block. I'm practicing with t...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST

Marilyn Manson was fucking awesome last night

It was at the uptown theater, and it's a nice place. The opening act was alright, but after that, they made us wait for an hour. I literally couldn't move, it was so crowded, well more like everyone c...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:08:00 PST

Still mentally working on some songs

I have yet to write out the lyrics and the music, but I've been coming up with some cool guitar and keyboard parts. I've only listed the official people that will help me out with the music. I will pr...
Posted by Evan Ryan on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST