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Music:

Member Since: 20/10/2005
Band Website: We'll get one of these when we feel like it
Band Members:
Keegan Smith - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Mike Smith - Lead Guitar

Tom Cole-Nieves - Bass/Back up Vocals

Evan Ryan - Drums

Influences: Rich Kids on LSD, Down, Metallica, Ted Nugent, Pantera, Megadeth, DOA, Motorhead, Meshuggah, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, MISFITS, Mastodon, Dio, Thin Lizzy
Sounds Like: Ask the people that listen, then ask yourself.
Record Label: none
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Last nights show.

Alright, here is the dealread this article Boycott The Tards!Let me just establish before the rest of this blog, the above article is a letter to the editor.  Lawrence Journal World's staff or editors...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:29:00 GMT

Contest is over! And here are the winners!

The 3 grand prize winners of the shirt, the sticker, tickets and gift card are...Henry Janzenwww.myspace.com/henryjanzen  Boiled Eyesocket DisFunctionwww.myspace.com/boiledeyesocketdisfunctionJenny Ge...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT

UPDATE!

First off, a big THANK YOU to all the bands we've played with recently, and all the fans we've met at the shows!So, here is some news...-We are pretty close to having some t-shirts pressed, we have th...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 12:47:00 GMT

Anyone want to get on our mailing list?

We're putting together a mailing list for our fans and the rest of The Tards Army.So, send us your email in a message and we'll give you the inside scoop on all the latest and greatest on planet TARDS...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:11:00 GMT

Mark from War Horse

Hello,Around noon today we found out that a good friend of ours, Mark, from War Horse passed away last night.Mark was a one of a kind person, and will be missed far beyond words.  Even in the short am...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:45:00 GMT

"Damn Nation" Now on iTunes!

Thats right, go check it out!  It's the same price as amazon.  We're not sure about quality though,  Amazon gives you the songs in mp3 format at 256k, and iTunes...we have no clue.Either way, if you'r...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:18:00 GMT

"Damn Nation" available on Amazon!

So you heard the songs on the Myspace but you still want moreWell Good news!The New Album entitled "Damn Nation" is now available on Amazon!Check it out HERE!!-Tom-The Tards
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:19:00 GMT

Album Release Date Revealed!

So for all of you that have waited patiently for our new album Damn Nation  we have good news.November 8th!!I know we promised an October release date but November is almost here.AnywayI'm sure y...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:14:00 GMT

Offical album release date coming soon.

Keegan here, Greetings to everyone and all of the Tards Army, as you all know we have been working very hard on getting our album, Damn Nation out as quickly as possible.  Tom is very close to be...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:41:00 GMT

Here’s the deal

We're finishing the bass tracks on friday, and starting vocals. The album will be out hopefully in a 3 month time span, due to mastering and making everything sound good and all that good stuff. We're...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:40:00 GMT