Lacrosse, Football, Strippers, Hotwings, Parties, Lesbians, Dildo Shows, Chicks and boobs, Tits and ass, titties, tatas, casabas, bazoongas all up in my face!
One donkey dick out there who posseses more game than I do! oh, and Bring on the pussy!
Who do I look like Von Fucken Baytoven? Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Porn baby! Love that Porn! I'm pretty damn partial to Schindlers Fist. Some other greats are: An American Tail: Fivel Goes South, Men In Back, Star Whores: The Phantom Pen-is oh and Eat The Parents. Fuckin classic.
Sports. What the fuck else is worth watching? Until they put my ass on the Real World and I hit off every bitch on there. Even the lesbian! Fucking Right Doggy!
I once tried to read Voltare but I couldn't get past the table of contents. " A Witty Jingle proves nothing to my friends of..." Oh fuck the intelectual shit.
Ron Jeremy, Ashton Kutcher - He's A Pimp like me!, The Rock.