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Stifler

Howdy, Howdy Fuckin' Partners!

About Me

Not that I have to tell you anything considering everyone knows the fucking Stifmister. I'm the fucker who threw all the parties when you pussies couldn't get your moms to leave the house. Meanwhile I got them out of the house every night. HAHAHAHA. Women want me, and men can't even compete. When you're on the Stifmeister's level the bitches just flock, as they should. Yeah I'm the guy who got laid 23 times freshman year of college and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks baby! I don't have to say anything more. You fuckers should respect and recognize. After going to college for two years I decided that it was a fucking waste of time and I could get more chicks back in high school. I now work for Coach Marshal back at East Great Falls High as an assistant coach. I also met this girl Cadence she was a virgin before the Stifmeister got to her. Life is fucking Great!

My Interests

Lacrosse, Football, Strippers, Hotwings, Parties, Lesbians, Dildo Shows, Chicks and boobs, Tits and ass, titties, tatas, casabas, bazoongas all up in my face!

I'd like to meet:

One donkey dick out there who posseses more game than I do! oh, and Bring on the pussy!

Music:

Who do I look like Von Fucken Baytoven? Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh huh. Uh huh.

Movies:

Porn baby! Love that Porn! I'm pretty damn partial to Schindlers Fist. Some other greats are: An American Tail: Fivel Goes South, Men In Back, Star Whores: The Phantom Pen-is oh and Eat The Parents. Fuckin classic.

Television:

Sports. What the fuck else is worth watching? Until they put my ass on the Real World and I hit off every bitch on there. Even the lesbian! Fucking Right Doggy!

Books:

I once tried to read Voltare but I couldn't get past the table of contents. " A Witty Jingle proves nothing to my friends of..." Oh fuck the intelectual shit.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Ashton Kutcher - He's A Pimp like me!, The Rock.

My Blog

Shitbreak Vs. Shitbrick. The ongoing battle.

Ladies and Fuckin wanna be players,I now present to you a case that has been fuckin mind boggling me for years as to how someone could get one of my jokes so fucking scued. People make comments on her...
Posted by Stifler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST