Create your own Friend Quiz hereFirstly i just wanna draw your attention to my Top Friends, they are all fantastic people who make me thankful to be alive. Wether i remember them being layed in their aunties kitchen with their legs in the fridge, sat outside the library crying over lost love while pissed as a fart on a bottle of whiskey at 15, them hugging me while ive been covered head to foot in my boyfriends blood after he attempted suicide, witnessing the aforementioned suicide attempt and merely saying "another drink anyone?", singing the timewarp with me at karioke night in horners, helping me shop for tartan paint, being about to have a threesome with a girl then discovering she had a hairy muff and running like fuck, drinking till 6am in my kitchen, being the most intelligent yet bitter witch the world has ever known, being the best gossip the world has ever know, simply for being with me THAT tuesday night in Horners, or for holding my hand while i wrang a pidgeons neck, for being too nice by far, for being quirky enough for an entire nation or simply for being a true friend, every single one of them makes my life a little brighter.Okay, so, on to me! Im Ross, Im 19, Im gay too, but thats a pretty minor thing. I dont do the whole gay thing. Im very into body modification and have 25 piercings, 16 brands and a split tongue. I have the cutest boyfriend ever. Im an avid chef and im always in the kitchen. Religion-wise I am agnostic leaning towards Mordern Satanism. Christians can fuck off. I believe that the one thing which goes against the grain of humanity and which has done the most damage to the human race is the Church. I read about religion and pholosophy a lot. Im not particularly bothered about what kind of person I meet, I dont favour modified people and gay blokes over anyone else.
I certainly believe that life unexamined is life unlived.Im passionate about movies, books and music. I like to talk to people with similar interests, i would especially love to hear form someone else with a split tongue, im interested in other people's experiences.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a well preserved and attractive body but rather of skidding in sideways, fag in one hand, pint in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'FANSIGNS!
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