Truckdriver Jnr, Goin to the pub, Football, Goin to the pub to watch Football, Thrashing the fuck out of my Geetars, Making strange Noises with various instruments or my gob, Drinkin fucking shitloads of Lager, Watching Porn, Laughing Laughing Laughing, Annoying Taylor at work, Subway, Having Oatcakes on a sunday morning round Arnie's (although any day will normally do), Watching and Listening to the work of Mr WM Hicks, Listening to Metal, Listening to Not Metal, Lifting Weights, Public Houses are just mint an I dont mean ones where you can get a nice meal I mean proper Boozers where the only food you can get are dried up pork scratchings or a dodgy selection of crisps, Playing old school Playstation games like Crash Bandicoot or Tony Hawk 1, These places are mint Waterhouses, Leek, Stoke, Alsager and St Jansteen and finally, Dancing around like a twat.
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NEUROSIS BAND OF HORSES RADIOHEAD TORCHE BATTLE OF MICE FUCK BUTTONS INTERPOL PORTISHEAD RUSSIAN CIRCLES WOLF EYES AMENRA THE VELVET UNDERGOUND
24 Hour Party People, 28 Days Later, 2001 : A Space Odyssey, 40 Year Old Virgin, A Few Good Men, Aliens, American Histroy X, Anchorman, Any Given Sunday, Apocalypse Now, Armour of God, Back To The Future, Bad Boys, Being John Malkovich, Big, Bill & Ted 1 + 2, Bladerunner, BOONDOCK SAINTS, Braindead, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Burbs, Buffalo 66, Casino, Carlito's Way, Chopper, Coming to America, Commando, Contact, Copland, Crash, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, DEAD MAN'S SHOES, Deliverance, Dick Tracy, Dirty Dancing, Dodgeball, Dog Day Afternoon, DONNIE BRASCO, DONNIE DARKO, Enter The Dragon, Equilibrium, Event Horizon, The Exorcist, Falling Down, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Fight Club, Football Factory, Forrest Gump, From Dusk Til Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, The Game, Ghostbusters, The Godfather Trilogy, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Goodfellas, The Goonies, The Great Escape, The Hard Way, Grosse Point Blank, Groundhog Day, Happy Gilmore, Heat, High Fidelity, House of Flying Daggers, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Innerspace, Irreversible, Jackie Brown, Johnny Got His Gun, Karate Kid 1 + 2, Kill Bill 1 + 2, LA Confidential, The Last Samuri, Legend, LEON, Lock Stock..., Lord of the Rings, LOST BOYS, Love, Honour and Obey, Mad Max 2 + 3, Memento, Monsters Inc, Monster Squad, Mulholland Drive, Nil By Mouth, No Retreat No Surrender, Ocean's 11 + 12, Old School, Platoon, Predator 1 + 2, Pulp Fiction, Rambo 1, 2 & 3, Requiem For A Dream, ROBOCOP, Rocky Series, Scarface, Scent of a Woman, School of Rock, Schindler's List, Scrooged, Serpico, Seven, The Shawshank Redemption, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, SIN CITY, Snatch, Sleepers, All STAR WARS, The Sure Thing, Taxi Driver, Terminator 1 + 2, Three Amigo's, Three Kings, Tigerland, Top Gun, Trainspotting, Tremors, True Romance, Twelve Monkeys, Unforgiven, The Untouchables, The Usual Suspects, U-Turn, Vanilla Sky, White Men Cant Jump, Wedding Crashers, Wild at Heart, Wildcats, Zoolander
The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Spaced, League of Gentlemen, Father Ted, Pheonix Nights, I'm Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Brasseye, The Day Today, Jam, Bottom, Family Guy, Futurama, Bo Selecta, South Park, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Reeves & Mortimer, Thundercats, Nathan Barley, University Challenge, Friends, Hollyoaks, My Name Is Earl, Red Dwarf, Deal or No Deal, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9), Ready Steady Cook, Lost, Big Brother, The Mighty Boosh, He-Man
Bret Easton Ellis, JRR Tolkien, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Jeffrey Deaver, Harlen Coben, Shaun Hutson, Christian Jaqc, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S Thompson, Stephen King and Numerous Biographies including Bill Hicks, Ian Curtis, Lenny 'The Guv'nor' McLean, Roy Keane, Roy 'Nosher' Powell and many more...
ROGER SMASH, FATHER OF THE SMASHER